Day 218 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.

Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.

The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.

If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.

Comments

[dragonform]

While he's still looking a little thinner than he was, Ryu's balance and injuries have been fully restored. With the right weapon picked out he's back in full form and ready to go. It's here Anya might find him with some light armor and sword strapped to his back, making his rounds around the Bastion before approaching the Skyway.

[dontyoujustwish]

Yes, this looks like an eligible but very likely clueless young man.

"Hello!" Anya says cheerfully. "Do you have a minute before you head out? I have something important for you. Well, not really for out there but maybe for when you get back. Killing things does make some people horny."

[dragonform]

He pauses, turning away from the Skyway. He's about to offer Anya a friendly greeting before she begins talking. And then it dawns on him exactly what she's talking about.

"I have a minute before I head ou--..." And then he pauses.

"I'm sorry, what?"

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

[Rob has most definitely been through puberty. The 25-year-old is coming from the entrance to the Bastion drenched in sweat, despite wearing a tank top and cargo shorts. The backpack, round shield, longsword, and knife he's carrying probably have something to do with that. He's on his way towards the onsen, but it seems like there might be a bit of a delay...]

[dontyoujustwish]

[Rob even appears as if he might be older than her, though there are only about two people in the Bastion who actually are and one of them is a dragon.]

Hey, hold on a second before you get all naked.

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

[Add that to the list of phrases Rob was never expecting to hear directed at him. He stops and looks over at Anya, one eyebrow raised, but waits for some kind of explanation before saying anything himself.]

i laughed for like five minutes straight before i could actually tag this

[magisperica]

[ yes, hello, did you say puberty, because here is a girl innocently munching her way through her lunch while in the distillery who has definitely gone through puberty. ]

good that is my goal

[dontyoujustwish]

[Anya is briefly distracted from her mission by something else, however.]

Where are you girls getting the pink hair dye, is that from the Monument, too?

[magisperica]

[ skyla looks up from her food and

U N I M P R E S S.

She doesn't stop munching as she replies. ]

Ask someone who actually dyes her hair. This is au naturel.

[ kind of. ]

[hellpyre]

[And here's another one for you, Anya, heading for the onsen after work. And this one has a boyfriend! This should be an interesting conversation.]

[dontyoujustwish]

Rin! I was hoping to run into you.

[Because she likes Rin and she can't let a fellow demon woman go unprotected.]

Here, I have these for you. [Have a whole handful of condoms, Rin.]

[hellpyre]

[That's so... generous.

Rin was about to ask "what for" only to have a bunch of condoms shoved in to her hands. Cue the embarrassed panic button being pushed. Her tail even goes rigid and puffs up like a freaked out cat, words coming out sputtered until she can make something coherent out of them.]

Wh-what the hell, Anya?!

[amnesiadragon]

[Here's another Ryu, though this one is over near the training hall, practicing with his sword. Not that sword. The metal kind. He sheathes it and goes to sit outside, enjoying the fresh air.]

[dontyoujustwish]

[Well this guy looks sort of familiar. Anya approaches him anyway.]

I hope you're more agreeable than that other boy who looks like you.

What are you, brothers? The same person from alternate universes?

[amnesiadragon]

[He looks up and smiles.]

We're not related, as far as we know. A lot of things between our worlds are similar, but not the same. So... I don't know, actually!

[heptagram]

Patchouli has found herself a relatively quiet place outside to read in. She most likely would not like to be interrupted, meaning YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT.

Of course, she probably will respond in a sliiiightly grumpy manner. She knows these things already, and she is not liable to have sex any time soon. Yeah, this might be... not the most fun thing ever, Anya. Oops.

[dontyoujustwish]

Anya may, by now, be aware that interrupting someone in the midst of an activity is generally frowned upon, but what she's doing is more important than books.

"Hello," she says to announce herself, and promptly follows up with an outstretched handful of condoms. "I'm handing these out today." Maybe trying to make it a short interruption is her idea of courtesy? Or maybe she's just being as blunt as usual.

[heptagram]

Patchouli looked up from her book briefly to see this stranger handing out condoms. It's kind of hard to really come up with a coherent response to that, honestly.

"That... that is very kind of you." Patchouli didn't really have it in he to explain to Anya that the odds of her needing one were probably pretty slim.

/shows up 6 days late with starbucks

[ourlegends]

[ WELL Hilda is a tiny little teenager but she does have boobs. However small they are. And she has gone through puberty and all those wonderful things that come with that. Currently, though, puberty isn't something that's on her mind. She's going for a walk with Zorua, because both she and the little ball of energy were growing restless just staying at the Daycare. ]

[dontyoujustwish]

[Anya is a little unsure with how tiny this one is. Not because of any personal moral scruples, but because the angry people might find out and get angrier at her if she encourages children to have sex.

She'll just make sure first.]

Excuse me. Are you old enough to be having sex?

[Subtlety. Anya only knows the dictionary definition.]

[ourlegends]

[ Zorua's ears perk up and look to the new person. NEW PERSON. HELLO, NEW PERSON. Here, Anya, have a little ball of black and red fur barking excitedly at you. Hilda stops and stares a little at Anya, the words going through her head for a few moments.

And then, as the words sink in, her face turns a lovely shade of red.

All she can really do to answer that question is nod her head a few times, quietly.

What is it with people talking to her about sex lately? First AZ, then someone she doesn't even know ... ]

I'm not late, I'm just fashionable >>

[oursomalink]

[ Puberty, you say.

Well, you'll definitely remember this derp from the party a while back - Shing's actually found the training building and he's just come out of wrecking several training dummies. He's quite pleased with himself; relieved that he could still hold his own if needed.

... feel free to poke him? ]

together we are fabulous

[dontyoujustwish]

[Yes, she remembers the naive lovers. That's why when she spots him, she walks right up to him to thrust a handful of condoms at him.]

You're definitely going to need these.

[four_quarts]

[To have an awkward conversation about the proper usage of condoms, the participants would have to have a sense of shame about the subject.

Shame just so happens to be one of the traits Ghaleon is lacking in.]

Ah, Anya. Having a pleasant day, I hope?

[dontyoujustwish]

It's had its ups and downs.

[Anya offers him a handful of condoms.]

Here. I'm sure you won't be so deathly embarrassed about safe sex that you need to threaten bodily harm.