Day 218 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.

Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.

The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.

If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.

Comments

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

[Rob takes it silently, looks at it, blinks, turns it over, and looks at Anya again, eyebrow even higher. He knows what it is, and he's wondering if an explanation is going to be offered along with it or if he's going to have to ask.]

[dontyoujustwish]

[Sorry, but Anya is not that fluent in eyebrow.]

Are you mute? I can probably find some paper for you to write down whatever it is you're confused about. Do you know what that is or do we need to start at the beginning?

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

[A shame, it's such an expressive language.

Rob's not mute, but his voice is pretty low when he does finally speak.]

That only works if we share a language. But I do know what a condom is, I'm just wondering why you're giving me one. If this is an invitation to have sex with you I'm going to have to decline.

[His eyebrow is still raised.]

[dontyoujustwish]

[Anya folds her arms. Tread carefully.]

I already said I didn't want you to get the wrong idea. But if I were propositioning you, then why not? You don't think I'm attractive?

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

[Rob's hands go into his pockets and his eyebrow drops, his face assuming a blank and neutral expression.]

For starters, I've known you for less than a minute.

[dontyoujustwish]

[Anya regards him skeptically for a long moment before finally shrugging.]

I guess that's an acceptable reason.

Anyway, the condom is because I want to be sure everyone knows we can get those kinds of supplies here. I know most people are too depressed or something to be enjoying the end of the world to its fullest, but whenever you get over that, you're prepared, and you can get more from the Monument.

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

I'd think that if the world's ended and we're the sole survivors then we'd want to have children so humanity doesn't go extinct.

[dontyoujustwish]

When the women here want to have children, we'll have children.

There's no reason to let the situation force us into anything.

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

Shouldn't the women hold onto the condoms then so they can decide whether they want protection or not?

[dontyoujustwish]

I'm giving them to everyone.

That way there's no excuse for you not taking responsibility and offering if the unfortunate woman who agrees to have sex with you doesn't happen to have one at the time.

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

[Eyebrow status: raised so high it's hidden behind Rob's bandana.]

"Unfortunate"?

[dontyoujustwish]

I'm certainly not impressed.

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

[Dryly:]

Good thing I'm not looking for sex then.

[dontyoujustwish]

Fine by me.

But you keep that in case your personality or circumstances change.

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

...Sure. I'll do that. That everything?

[dontyoujustwish]

Yes. You're free to go away now.

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

Thank you. Then I shall bid you adieu.

[The polite and respectful tone of his voice is dialed up so high it can't even remotely be considered to be intended as polite or respectful. The use of "adieu" on a demon is a completely unintentional bonus though.

Rob resumes his trek to the onsen.]