Day 218 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.

Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.

The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.

If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.

Comments

[dontyoujustwish]

Don't worry about it.

But maybe you should talk to a friend about it. Or a shrink. I hear that helps.

[amnesiadragon]

How would shrinking help?

[dontyoujustwish]

It's a colloquialism for a psychiatrist. Literal shrinking would only help in that someone might squish you, and you'd probably be facing different problems once you were dead.

[amnesiadragon]

... What's a psychiatrist?

[dontyoujustwish]

They basically seem to be doctors who get paid to listen to you talk about what's bothering you and then ask, "So how does that make you feel?"

At least that's how they are on the television. If it's that easy, I bet I could do it, but you don't have any money, do you?

[amnesiadragon]

I have shards. I guess. I used to sell the fish I caught at home.

[dontyoujustwish]

That's true, shards are basically currency here, and I just spent most of mine on condoms.

I think we can come to an arrangement.

[amnesiadragon]

It's kind of complicated, though. All of my... stuff.

[dontyoujustwish]

That's why we'll take it bit by bit, in weekly sessions.

[amnesiadragon]

Sure?

[What is he doing.]

[dontyoujustwish]

[Making a bad life decision.]

Okay! I'll see you later then, I have more of these to hand out.