Day 218 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.

Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.

The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.

If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.

Comments

[dontyoujustwish]

Were you actually trying to destroy the world or did you have other motives?

[Yes, Anya picked up on that personal involvement, and no, she isn't judging.]

[four_quarts]

It was an attempt to take Althena's place as goddess, although the world would have temporarily been stripped of magic and thus required immediate maintenance afterward. At the time I believed it the best course of action considering humanity's tendency to get itself into trouble even with a benevolent deity, and no others had the knowledge or will to even attempt it.

Admittedly I was also motivated out of a desire for vengeance against her, as had the rest of my people, they for having been cast out to the most desolate lands of the world and left to rot even after the original perpetrators were all dead generations ago, and I for numerous reasons mostly having to do with the ramifications of her abruptly leaving her duties to become human.

I see now that I was wrong to do so.

[His tone says he still hasn't entirely forgiven her, even if he understands her reasons for believing in the power of humanity and all that mushy crap.]

[dontyoujustwish]

Well, becoming a god probably would have made you just as much of a jerk as you thought she was, so maybe you're better off. In my experience, the more power you have, the less you care about anyone else's opinion.

gagtag

[four_quarts]

Most people would likely tell you that I'm already more of a jerk then she was. In all honesty, they're probably right.