Day 218 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.

Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.

The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.

If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.

Comments

[amnesiadragon]

I... I'm not actually as old as I look.

[dontyoujustwish]

That's not terribly surprising when I don't think you're human, but how old does that make you anyway?

[amnesiadragon]

Me as my own separate person... I've only existed for about... six months now?

[dontyoujustwish]

Well, you're definitely more mature than a six-month-old. They're not even people yet.

[amnesiadragon]

They're not?

[dontyoujustwish]

How can they be? Their peak achievements are being able to crawl around and make unintelligible noises. They're more like inept, needy pets.

[amnesiadragon]

I... guess? I don't know very much about young mortals.

[dontyoujustwish]

Anyway, whether you're old enough for sex is really your decision.

[amnesiadragon]

I don't really know anything about sex anyway...

[dontyoujustwish]

Do you want to know anything about sex?

[amnesiadragon]

I... uh. I wouldn't even really know where to start.

[dontyoujustwish]

That's okay, because I can tell you everything. My question is, do you want me to? Some people get very touchy talking about sex, the other you included.

[amnesiadragon]

Sure? I don't really mind.

[It's hard to embarrass him.]

[dontyoujustwish]

[Anya decides to take a seat as this could be a lengthy explanation.]

First of all, do you know the differences between your anatomy and a woman's?

[amnesiadragon]

Yeah. I've seen a naked girl before.

[dontyoujustwish]

Good. That makes this easier.

That's not to say that sex is always between a man and a woman or that it has anything to do with "loving each other very much" like these conversations always start on the television. It can be between absolutely anyone, including more than two people. But the biological purpose of sex, I suppose, requires a man and a woman.

Now, the first thing is foreplay. If anyone tells you this isn't important, they're lying. Exactly what foreplay is depends on the person, but the point is for everyone involved to feel sexually aroused. You might try strip teases or touching each other's bodies or playing out a scenario you find exciting. You'll find out what works for you when you start experimenting.

[amnesiadragon]

[He just... tilts his head a bit. Uhhhhh.]

But... why? Why do people do this stuff?

[dontyoujustwish]

Because when you do it right, it feels amazing.

[She sighs before adding:]

And when you do it with people you love, you connect with them on another level.

[amnesiadragon]

I don't... know that it's a good idea for me. I don't think Endless and mortals are supposed to do something like that.

[dontyoujustwish]

What on earth is an Endless and why not?

[amnesiadragon]

Me. I'm not human. Endless are... they're dragons. Some call us 'gods'.

[dontyoujustwish]

Whoever told you gods don't have sex has never read mythology of any kind.

[amnesiadragon]

Different worlds.

[dontyoujustwish]

I still don't see what the problem is. If you're worried about offspring, that's exactly what the condoms are for.

[amnesiadragon]

I... mean that I don't think they're supposed to be... close like that. We can be friends, but...