Day 218 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.

Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.

The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.

If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.

Comments

[amnesiadragon]

[He just... tilts his head a bit. Uhhhhh.]

But... why? Why do people do this stuff?

[dontyoujustwish]

Because when you do it right, it feels amazing.

[She sighs before adding:]

And when you do it with people you love, you connect with them on another level.

[amnesiadragon]

I don't... know that it's a good idea for me. I don't think Endless and mortals are supposed to do something like that.

[dontyoujustwish]

What on earth is an Endless and why not?

[amnesiadragon]

Me. I'm not human. Endless are... they're dragons. Some call us 'gods'.

[dontyoujustwish]

Whoever told you gods don't have sex has never read mythology of any kind.

[amnesiadragon]

Different worlds.

[dontyoujustwish]

I still don't see what the problem is. If you're worried about offspring, that's exactly what the condoms are for.

[amnesiadragon]

I... mean that I don't think they're supposed to be... close like that. We can be friends, but...

[dontyoujustwish]

Friends can have sex.

It's not as though Saix and I are in love. He has heart problems so I'm not sure he even could be, but it would be a shame to deny him sex just because of that.

[amnesiadragon]

I uh. I don't think any of my friends are really interested in that kind of thing.

[dontyoujustwish]

Well, maybe someday they will be.

[amnesiadragon]

Eh... you think so?

[dontyoujustwish]

Why not? Most people are interested in sex after a certain age.

[amnesiadragon]

Uh. I don't... know how I'd even bring that kind of thing up.

[dontyoujustwish]

I like the straightforward approach, but as I said, some people are very touchy about it. They might yell at you or threaten violence.

[amnesiadragon]

I'm kind of used to that...

[dontyoujustwish]

Humans do have unnecessarily complicated social behaviors.

[amnesiadragon]

I've kind of noticed.

[dontyoujustwish]

Well, you shouldn't feel pressured to conform. Just because they like to be dishonest about things and call it "tact" doesn't mean the rest of us have to follow suit.

[amnesiadragon]

You're not human?

[dontyoujustwish]

[A long-suffering sigh.]

I am now. I used to be a vengeance demon.

[amnesiadragon]

Oh, okay.

... What's a demon?

[dontyoujustwish]

Most beings that you'd classify as demons were originally from various hell dimensions, or descended from ones that were. A lot of them are considered evil because they don't have souls and enjoy preying on humans, but it's a matter of perspective, really.

[amnesiadragon]

Uh... what's... what's a 'hell dimension'?