Day 218 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.

Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.

The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.

If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.

Comments

[dontyoujustwish]

Oh.

Well, then I don't see what the problem is.

[hellpyre]

[Breathe, Rin.]

W-we... talked about it a little--... but we haven't actually...

Look it's just really fuckin' awkward with my brother livin' in the same damn apartment as us. I mean he's a doctor, he's gonna flip his shit protection or not.

[dontyoujustwish]

If he's a doctor, then he should understand biological needs.

Besides, there are plenty of other places to have sex that aren't your own apartment.

[hellpyre]

... you've obviously never met Yukio before.

[groan why is she even having this conversation]

[dontyoujustwish]

No, I don't think that I have.

Is he not that good a doctor?

[hellpyre]

No, actually. He's an amazin' doctor. Especially considerin' we're both teenagers. He's just--...

... really repressed.

[dontyoujustwish]

You should tell him that isn't healthy.

[hellpyre]

He's been told. It doesn't do anythin'. Even here where we don't gotta worry about the Order or demons or any of that crap he's still... Yukio.

He's probably never gonna change.

[dontyoujustwish]

Then he's going to flip out over you having sex no matter when it happens.

[hellpyre]

[Rin lets out a strained sigh, rubbing the bridge of her nose with a thumb and forefinger.]

That's true...

[dontyoujustwish]

[Of course it's true.]

Hide those if you must, but at least you'll be prepared.

[hellpyre]

Okay, okay! I'll take the damn things! God...

[dontyoujustwish]

You're welcome.

[hellpyre]

[Just going to get A Look for that, Anya.]

[dontyoujustwish]

I'm pretending you said "thank you," because that would be the polite thing to say. I spent my own shards on these, you know.

[hellpyre]

Uhuh. And how many other people did you embarrass with your "kind gesture"?

[dontyoujustwish]

I'm not sure.

The others just seemed angry.

[hellpyre]

[Wait what]

... angry?

[dontyoujustwish]

Yes.

They seemed insulted somehow that I thought they might have opportunities for sex. Wouldn't you think that's a compliment?

[hellpyre]

I'unno maybe they're just butt hurt 'cause they don't have anyone.

[dontyoujustwish]

Oh. So they thought I was reminding them of an inadequacy or a missing partner?

[hellpyre]

Or just not havin' anyone at all.

[dontyoujustwish]

Our choices are more limited here, but that's no reason to take it out on me. Both of us have found people to have sex with. It's not impossible.

[hellpyre]

I found a boyfriend. Sex ain't the only reason I'm with him.

[Especially considering they haven't been having any.

Even if he is damn attractive.

Stupid sexy Suguro.]

[dontyoujustwish]

I didn't say it was any reason, I just meant it's likely to happen.

If anything, it's more proof, since you found a man you think is worth having a relationship with.