Day 218 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.

Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.

The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.

If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.

Comments

[heptagram]

"Yes," Patchouli reported with a nod. "Well, there's that and the fact that I tend to keep to myself -- meaning I'm probably not likely to take many partners, of course -- and that I have kind of a low sex drive, too."

[dontyoujustwish]

"That's unfortunate-- the low sex drive, I mean, not about being gay. That seems like a smart choice. Most men are despicable, it must be nice not to find them attractive."

[heptagram]

"That's certainly one way to look at it," Patchouli responded. "It does help alleviate a little strain, not having such an issue, not thinking to yourself, 'This person is absolutely impossible to like on any level whatsoever, why the hell am I attracted to them?' Or, for it to at least be less common."

[dontyoujustwish]

Anya looks thoughtful. "Maybe I should try it with a woman. They do say there are some things you can never know without giving them a chance. It might be fun."

[heptagram]

"Well, yes, I'd imagine it's a little difficult to be sure of whether or not you'd enjoy that without doing it.

"Though, to be honest, I'm not sure how much more I can advise you in that area."

[dontyoujustwish]

"You're a lesbian. Do you find me attractive?"

Anya doesn't feel that she needs advice so much as a willing participant to this experiment.

[heptagram]

"I don't find you unattractive, but I'm not really interested."

Patchouli paused for a moment, actually, to reconsider.

"Well, for the time being."

[dontyoujustwish]

She smiles, since that's more than she's gotten from quite a few people who claim to have low sex drives.

"We have only just met. I'm Anya." She sticks out her hand to shake. No condoms in it this time. "You just let me know if you ever change your mind."

[heptagram]

"A pleasure to meet you," Patchouli responded. "My name is Patchouli." She extends her hand to meet Anya's.

[dontyoujustwish]

Anya shakes her hand firmly. "Nice to meet you, and thank you for the consideration." Of potentially being her introduction to lesbianism, that is.

[heptagram]

Patchouli pauses briefly, at kind of a loss as to how to respond to that.

"Certainly, Anya."

[dontyoujustwish]

"Well, I have more condoms to hand out, so I'll let you get back to whatever it is that you're reading. We'll talk again later."

[heptagram]

"Alright. I'll talk to you later."

Well, that was pretty awkward, so she was glad the conversation ended -- but it certainly wasn't terrible. Anya seemed pleasant enough, and rather considerate!