Day 218 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.

Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.

The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.

If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.

Comments

[dragonform]

"I wouldn't waste something like this on juvenile pranks!" He exclaims perhaps a bit louder than he intended. "Will you cease trying to shove it into my hands if I just take it?"

[dontyoujustwish]

"Yes. That's exactly what the shoving is supposed to accomplish."

[dragonform]

There are very few times Ryu will show any irritation, but the fact Anya is so doggedly determined to see this through, he supposes he has no choice. "Alright, give them to me." He answers with a resigned tone in his voice, holding out his hand.

[dontyoujustwish]

Come on, Ryu, she's just thinking about everyone's safety. He should be glad to see such determination about it!

Anyway Anya happily presses a few condoms into his hand. "There. And remember, if you ever need more, the Monument knows how to make them."