Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

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Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

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It grows on the cows! Magical jerky cows!

[... she's still playing around with the ahoge, either way]

[bulletofhope]

Magical... what now?

[ . . . what

seriously, what ]

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Magical jerky cows!

Because Ibuki was filled with a burning desire... the desire to make something even stranger than donut trees!

[bulletofhope]

[ .............................................................

... welp.

That just. Makes Naegi stare at Ibuki like she's lost her mind.

The only thing that comes out of his mouth is pretty much the thought everyone is wondering right now. ]

But why...

Was it really necessary to top the donut trees...

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Nope!

Ibuki just couldn't resist! Whoops!

[bulletofhope]

. . .

[ Yeah, he doesn't even have anything to say, just this look that begs the question:

What were you thinking. ]

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....

[And Ibuki replies by... not acknowledging the look and going back to playing with Makoto's ahoge]

Fluffy~

[bulletofhope]

My hair's not for playing with, Ibuki-san...

[ Seriously, that's the symbol of his protag-ness! If he loses that he can't be the SHSL heroine anymore...! ]

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[Still playing with it Makoto WHATCHA GONNA DO BOUT IT?!]

You should let Ibuki style it for you!

[bulletofhope]

I-it's okay! I think I like it the way it is--!

[ NO IBUKI NO

so now he's just gonna move out of the way for now because what is his life. ]

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Come on, Makoto-chan, come on! Ibuki will be gentle with it!

[... following Makoto so she can still play with his ahoge]

[bulletofhope]

But I like my hair as it is...

[ IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT HE HAS THAT PROVES HIM TO BE THE PROTAGONIST... ]

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But Makoto-chaaaaaaaan!

Haven't you ever wanted to try a new style?

Or, or, at least, a different color? How about that? How about it?

[bulletofhope]

. . . well, I will admit, I've been curious about having my hair dyed...

[ Naegi...

Why does the mun feel like this might end terribly... ]

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Yahoooooooooo~!

[She grabs for Makoto's hand, intending to drag him toward the hair salon where the dyes are kept]

We're doing it, we're doing the hair dye thing! Yeah!

[bulletofhope]

W-whoa! Wait, now? Really?

[ asdkgasjdhgaskdsad WHY THIS... ]

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Yeah! Yeah!

It's best to do things when the impulse hits you!

[... except that's not strictly true]

[bulletofhope]

Are you sure? What if I get a color that looks too weird on me or something?

[ Naegi plz... ]

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Whoops!

[... that's all she has to say about that. And the salon is coming into view...]

[bulletofhope]

Ibuki-san, that doesn't exactly give me much confidence...

[ Really, was that supposed to help because it wasn't... ]

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Just kidding!

Shame on you, Makoto-chan! You should have more faith in Ibuki!

Look at Ibuki's hair, Makoto-chan! Look at it! Ibuki did that herself!

[bulletofhope]

I know... I'm sorry, Ibuki-san...

[ Oh, Naegi... you precious dork. ]

... really? How'd you get the hair color on your... er, horns? That part of your hair... how'd you get it to be so straight like that?

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Very carefully, with a technique passed down through generations of musicians and-

... ...

Ibuki dyes her hair before she does up her horns.

[Into the salon they go!]

[bulletofhope]

Oh... right. Duh...

[ Ask a stupid question... that said, they are now in the salon and Naegi is... staring at all the different colored hair dyes everywhere. ]

So... uh, what are you planning to do with my hair?

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Good question, good question...

Ibuki was thinking of dyeing it all black with blue highlights! So cool!