Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

[scary_music]

Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

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[bulletofhope]

[ NO NOT THE AHOGE WHY THIS

Naegi stares at Ibuki through his hoodie, a somewhat flat look on his face. ]

Again?

[scary_music]

Ibuki had to make sure it maintained its fluffiness!

Mission success!

[bulletofhope]

... that's good, at least?

Especially since I wasn't sure if my hair could handle the dye job...

[scary_music]

Oooh...

Was Makoto-chan doubting Ibuki's ability to know Makoto-chan's hair dyeability?

[bulletofhope]

No, my hair's just been really unpredictable...

[ If the 4komas are to be believed, anyway... ]

[scary_music]

Oooh!

What's Makoto-chan's hair going to do next?!

Is his ahoge going to leap off and run away?!

[She starts poking at the ahoge again...]

[bulletofhope]

Either that, or it could try to bite your hand off if you let it get too close.

[ NAEGI NO... ]

[scary_music]

[She makes an over-dramatic sound of horror at that]

Don't bite off Ibuki's hand, Ahoge-chan!

Ibuki needs that!!!

[bulletofhope]

But my ahoge says that your hand is delicious...

[ NAEGI NO, NAEGI STOP... ]

[scary_music]

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

DON'T EAT IBUKI'S HAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS!!

[bulletofhope]

Can you give my ahoge a good reason not to eat your hands, though?

[ NAEGI... NO... ]

[scary_music]

IBUKI WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY THE GUITAR WITHOUT HER MUSIC!!!!!!

AND, AND... SHE DEFINITELY WON'T LOOK AS GOOD WITHOUT HANDS, EITHER! TOTAL NEGATIVE POINTS TO HER LOOKS!!!

[bulletofhope]

[ . . .

. . .

. . .

It looks like Naegi's taking a worryingly long time to speak, but in the end, he can't help but laugh a little. ]

I was kidding, Ibuki-san... it's okay! My ahoge won't bite! Really!

[scary_music]

Mmmmmmm...

Ibuki's not sure about that... you might be trying to lure her into a trap, now...

[bulletofhope]

. . . what kind of trap are you expecting me to pull on you, exactly...

[ Ibuki plz... ]

[scary_music]

The most unexpected trap of all...!!

...

The reverse trap!!!!!!

[..........]

[bulletofhope]

. . . reverse trap...

...

What, you mean... that thing in the mangas, a girl who looks like a boy, dressing as a boy...

[ . . . Naegi, you've been free-timing with Yamada too much, haven't you... ]

[scary_music]

Just kidding!

[she laughs]

[bulletofhope]

E-eh?

Hey! That's not fair, I was supposed to have gotten one on you there--!

[ And yet Naegi's starting to laugh despite himself. Really, Ibuki... ]

[scary_music]

[... she wasn't actually taking you seriously with the ahoge thing, little guy]

[She'll laugh a bit more, because laughing with friends is the best!]

Whoops! Ehehe, looks like Ibuki wins this round! Maybe next time, Makoto-chan!

[bulletofhope]

I won't lose next time! Promise.

[ Oh, Naegi... ]

. . . do I at least get a consolation prize?

[scary_music]

A consolation prize! Hm!

Ibuki didn't have the foresight to prepare any prizes! Whoops!

But, but, Ibuki is open to suggestions!

What kind of prize is Makoto-chan hoping for?

[bulletofhope]

. . . I'm not sure. I actually hadn't thought about it until now...

[ NAEGI... ]

[scary_music]

Quick, Makoto-chan, quick!

Say the veryyyyyyyyyyyy first thing that comes to mind right now! Do it!

[bulletofhope]

Hmmmm...

[ Give him a minute to actually try and come up with something... ]

How about a quick tour of that music venue you created?