thebastion | Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

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Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

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You can do it, Makoto-chan! Ibuki believes in you!

Thanks...

I'll try my best. Whatever happens now, it'll be okay. I know it...

Ukyaaaaaaa~!

Amazing! Now even Ibuki feels pumped up, even if you didn't mean that for her!

Really? Huh... how pumped are you now?

How... how pumped is Ibuki?!?!?

Ibuki has no clue!!

[she grabs Makoto's arm...]

Can you, Makoto-chan? Can you tell how pumped Ibuki is?! Is she totally psyched?!

Does Makoto's ahoge have a special pump meter?!

[... and then she releases Makoto's arm, so that she can grab the ahoge delicately before moving it up and down. As if it's a water pump or something]

Edited 2015-01-24 11:43 (UTC)

Ibuki-san, I don't think my hair works like tha-- OW, OW, OW--!

[ Naegi winces, grabbing at Ibuki's hands and swatting it away. ]

Would you stop? I can tell you're really pumped, but my hair didn't need that--!

Uwoah... your ahoge is that sensitive? Ibuki was being gentle! Or, or, are you just being dramatic for drama sake?

[She releases Makoto's hair]

Well, if you pulled on it too hard that'd hurt! How would you feel if I tugged on your horns?

[ Naegi does have a point... ]

Ibuki has lots of practice playing with hair! She knows better, and you should show more faith in somebody with fluffy hair like Ibuki's!

Hair abuse is wrong!

Edited 2015-01-25 09:22 (UTC)

Well, I can't really argue with that...

[ Hair abuse is wrong and immoral. If you know anyone who is abusing some poor hair you're urged to call Crimestoppers.

End the vicious cycle. ]

... really? Whose hair have you played with, besides your own?

Yours!

...

And a few of her old band-mates, from the school she was at before she ended up at a certain terrible one that gives Ibuki no sense of hope thinking about!

... oh.

[ Well, THAT got awkward quickly. Time to change the subject! ]

. . . to the iBooty Shuffle?

We're here! We arrived while we were distracted talking about stuff!

[And Ibuki opens the doors to iBooty Shuffle with a flourish]

Tada!

Look, look!

A stage! Lighting! And other miscellaneous equipment!

And a bar for people who want to drink too much and act funny!

. . . I can imagine that quite a few people here would want to use the bar, honestly...

[ Even though a good portion of the people here in Bastion are teens, if he recalls right.

. . . hey, wait. ]

... wait, I just realized... there's a lot of teenagers here in the Bastion, right? Who'd be able to use the bar?

[Ibuki laughs a bit]

Makoto-chan, Makoto-chan...

Protip!

There are no drinking laws at the Bastion!

. . . oh.

Right...

I'd forgotten...

[ Naegi, how could you, you took advantage of that to get an alcoholic drink at that one party a while back... ]

But, but, alcohol saps Ibuki's energy! What a terrible thing!

Maybe it'll make Makoto-chan do something funny, though...

. . . I don't know if I want to test that theory...

[ Ibuki plz... ]

Ibuki hasn't bothered to stock the bar yet, anyway.

But but, there's more to see, come on! The basement! You'll be amazed at the basement!

[she grabs Makoto's hand to drag him towards the backstage, where the stairs to, well, the basement ar]

Ah, of course...! You mentioned there's a recording studio in there, right?

[ So excite, Naegi... ]

Yeah, yeah!

And, and, Ibuki made sure it can upload music riiiiiiiiight into Colin-sama-chan's database thing!

[Down the stairs they go and... that's a high tech recording studio alright, with everything you could ever want for ... well, recording music]

Really?

So it's... kinda like a radio station of sorts too, in a way.

[ And it would be the first thing he thinks of, Naegi... ]

Mmm... Ibuki didn't think of live broadcasting, but, but, maybe that could work! But, but not enough people have their own datapad thingies for that to work, really???

Wouldn't it? We could have our own radio station here. It would be... really helpful, too, if we need it.

[ A pause. ]

. . . datapad things?

Yeah! Datapad things! They're connected to Colin-sama-chan's database! It has music and books and movies and allllllllllll sorts of other stuff! He only made a few, so, so Ibuki's thinking of getting her own!

One with a better sound system!

Edited 2015-01-26 09:06 (UTC)

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