Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

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Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

Comments

[four_quarts]

[Just...staring. Ibuki, what have you done? You are honestly concerning Ghaleon.]

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[... sorry, Ibuki can't hear your silence, she's... still laughing]

A... amazing...!

Incredible! It actually happened-

[And she cuts off into more laughter]

[four_quarts]

[...Should he ask, or should he just walk away and act like he didn't see anything?]

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[After a bit, Ibuki notices Ghaleon]

Ghaleon-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!! Look, look! It's a a chocolate jerky cow!

And, and... a music venue!

[She laughs a bit more, before gently peeling off a piece of chocolate chip jerky from the cow; which oddly doesn't seem to mind]

Come on, come on, try it, try it!

[She holds out the jerky for Ghaleon]

[four_quarts]

...Perhaps later. I just ate, you see.

[And by "just" he means a couple hours ago, but he is at least genuinely not hungry yet so it's not entirely an excuse.]

I must congratulate you on the venue, however.

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Yeah, yeah! It's amazing, isn't it? Isn't it?

But, but, come on, come on, just try a little taste! Just try it! Come on, Ghaleon-chan, you can eat just a little bit, right? It's weird and delicious!

[She snaps off a smaller piece for Ghaleon, offering it to the tall man]

[cyan_maid]

[...What the hell.

What the actual hell.

Yesterday Jane had found trees that grew donuts, and that had been weird enough, but today...there are cows walking around. Cows with strange skin on their backs that, when she approaches one, looks and smells a lot like beef jerky.

The prospect of peeling off a piece to try immediately squicks her out, but Jane can't keep herself from staring at every single one she comes across. The cows don't seem dangerous, she observes. In fact, they seem quite sweet! And look, there's one near that girl standing in front of...

In front of...

...Okay what the hell was an 'iBooty Shuffle'. No. No, Jane can't stand it anymore, she's got to know. She makes her way over to the girl and cow.]

Erm, excuse me?

[dontyoujustwish]

[Between the sudden cows and the incomprehensible sign, Anya can only assume that she's missing some very clever joke here. The iPod Shuffle hadn't come out yet when she was from, but that probably wouldn't have helped her any.]

I don't get it.

[twinked_witch]

[As she heard the laughter from the distance, Megaera paused. You normally didn't hear that sort of laughter without something terrifying going on. And it being Ibuki's voice, as near as she could tell... She moved to approach, staring very confused at the cows and the building. 'iBooty' sounded like some sort of pirate disease to her...]

[daughterofursa]

[It's hard not to notice something is up, with that scream to announce it. Zuko's not sure why... hippo cows? merit that much fuss, but then it is Ibuki. Although when she gets closer, they do smell kind of not like cattle are supposed to smell.

She's just going to check out the new animals and hope Ibuki is too distracted by... whatever that new building is to notice her.]

[bulletofhope]

. . .

[ Should he be concerned? Because Naegi is incredibly concerned right now as he watches Ibuki just... standing there, laughing like an evil overlord who's just announced their plans for world conquest.

Then there's the question of the cow. What even... when did they get cows? He's pretty sure cows aren't supposed to look like that...

. . . and iBooty Shuffle?

Okay, yeah, Naegi's just. Gonna attempt to walk by briskly and pretend he didn't see anything because damn he's kinda worried Ibuki might have lost it... ]

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[She manages to stop laughing a bit after being addressed]

Um, yes, yes? Ibuki excuses you!

[she laughs a bit more]

Hello! Hi! Ibuki hasn't seen you before! Are you new? Hi!

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[her laughter finally dies down so she can answer-]

Anyan-chan! Whoops! It's the generation gap again!

It's like Ibuki, but iBooty instead!

[... that explains a lot, right? Right]

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Meg-chaaaaaaaaaaan!!

It's amazing! Magical!

The monument is so weird! You can make anything with it!!

[And she laughs some more]

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Zuko-chan, Zuko-chan!

Hey, hey!

[She's quickly approaching now with a piece of chocolate chip jerky. Beware!]

You've got to try this!! Come on, come on!

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Makoto-chan? Where are you going? Don't leave, look, it's incredible! A miracle! The power of the Monument!! Kyaa!

[freedom_engineer]

[Colin's wandering by on his way to check something else out, when he pauses. And stares. And scans, not that it helps any...]

What in the name of all the planes above and below...?

[twinked_witch]

I would consider this decisive proof that just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.

[This is Megaera being kind of scared of the mad genius on display.]

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Colin-sama-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan~~

It's... it's the magic of the Monument! Ehehehee~~

[And she laughs a bit more]

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Too late, too late! It's already done!

Here, here, try it! Try it!

[offering a piece of chocolate chip jerky]

[daughterofursa]

[Zuko jerks back. No, Ibuki, no. You weren't supposed to notice her.]

What is that?

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It's one of the best things!

It's chocolate chip jerky!

[Ibuki's getting up in Zuko's personal space and trying to make her take the jerky...]

[bulletofhope]

Ah! I was just heading back home! From, uh, wandering around all day!

[ #NailedIt

That said, though, he does pause for several moments as he looks much closer at everything this time, and tilts his head questioningly. ]

. . . what is all of this, though?

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[yeah no, you nailed yourself to the wall of too obvious, Makoto]

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Oooh, Makoto-chan, Makoto-chan. Bad form, shameful! You were just going to walk by and ignore everything and leave Ibuki all alone, weren't you? Terrible!!

[daughterofursa]

Chocolate?

[What's chocolate?

Zuko quickly maneuvers around one of the cow-things, trying to keep it between Ibuki and herself.]