Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

[scary_music]

Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

Comments

[bulletofhope]

. . . well, I will admit, I've been curious about having my hair dyed...

[ Naegi...

Why does the mun feel like this might end terribly... ]

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Yahoooooooooo~!

[She grabs for Makoto's hand, intending to drag him toward the hair salon where the dyes are kept]

We're doing it, we're doing the hair dye thing! Yeah!

[bulletofhope]

W-whoa! Wait, now? Really?

[ asdkgasjdhgaskdsad WHY THIS... ]

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Yeah! Yeah!

It's best to do things when the impulse hits you!

[... except that's not strictly true]

[bulletofhope]

Are you sure? What if I get a color that looks too weird on me or something?

[ Naegi plz... ]

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Whoops!

[... that's all she has to say about that. And the salon is coming into view...]

[bulletofhope]

Ibuki-san, that doesn't exactly give me much confidence...

[ Really, was that supposed to help because it wasn't... ]

[scary_music]

Just kidding!

Shame on you, Makoto-chan! You should have more faith in Ibuki!

Look at Ibuki's hair, Makoto-chan! Look at it! Ibuki did that herself!

[bulletofhope]

I know... I'm sorry, Ibuki-san...

[ Oh, Naegi... you precious dork. ]

... really? How'd you get the hair color on your... er, horns? That part of your hair... how'd you get it to be so straight like that?

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Very carefully, with a technique passed down through generations of musicians and-

... ...

Ibuki dyes her hair before she does up her horns.

[Into the salon they go!]

[bulletofhope]

Oh... right. Duh...

[ Ask a stupid question... that said, they are now in the salon and Naegi is... staring at all the different colored hair dyes everywhere. ]

So... uh, what are you planning to do with my hair?

[scary_music]

Good question, good question...

Ibuki was thinking of dyeing it all black with blue highlights! So cool!

[bulletofhope]

. . . that doesn't sound too bad, actually...

[ Meanwhile mun is sitting here realizing that that would make Naegi look like an emo kid if he had his hoodie up... ]

But what other options are there, maybe?

I don't suppose you have an idea of what you want Makoto to have? XD;

[scary_music]

Mmmm...

...

We could go with a loud pink with streaks of purple and blue! Yeah!

Considering that there's quite a bit of fanart that depicts Naegi with black hair...

[bulletofhope]

. . .

On second thought, I think I'll stick with the black...

[ Because that's too much, even for him! ]

[scary_music]

Okay, okay! Ibuki will knock your hair black and blue! Take a seat and Ibuki will be right with you~

[She'll go off to grab the hair dyes and quickly come back]

[bulletofhope]

. . . ah, that rhymed, didn't it...

[ Naegi, is that what you chose to focus on here...?

Well, at least better than freaking out, at least... ]

I-I hadn't even noticed the rhyme

[scary_music]

Oooh, it did, it did! You're right!

[She laughs a bit, before... she starts... doing the hair dyeing stuff because I've never done it...]

I thought that was part of your tag, lol.

[bulletofhope]

[ Naegi smiles a little at that. Somehow he wasn't surprised that she could come up with rhymes like that - coming up with lyrics for her music, she could easily do that in her sleep...

Either way, once the dye actually touches his head... he yelps, hitting octaves normally reserved for little girls. Or big babies, either or. ]

C-cold! Is hair dye usually this cold to the touch?

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[Ibuki laughs a little]

Ibuki should have warned you! Whoops! Good thing this is the part where Ibuki's going for all the hair!

Rub-a-dub~

[And she keeps applying the dye]

[bulletofhope]

[ TOO COLD. Naegi's just shivering here, orz. Seriously, why did he sign up for this...

Let's just focus on something else! Like the dye job itself. Um. ]

How long does this usually take?

[scary_music]

Long enough!

[ANd... let's timeskip to finish-]

Tadaa~ Your transformation is complete, Makoto-chan!

Your cool points have gone up!

[And she shows a mirror to Makoto]

[bulletofhope]

[ . . .

. . .

Is that him?

Is that really him?

Naegi blinks, staring at the mirror for quite a while... ]

. . . I look like I came out of an anime, actually... like, an actual anime protagonist and everything...

[ Well, that and you also kinda look like a certain spoiler character from earlier in your series, but shhhhhh. It's a secret to everybody. ]

[scary_music]

I see, I see...

Hmmm...

Hopefully not a clueless harem lead protagonist. Those are the worst.

[bulletofhope]

If I ever end up as bad as that kind of protagonist, I want you to just smack me upside the head until I come back to my senses, okay?

[ Because really. That's terrible. ]