Anya Jenkins (
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Day 218 [Open]
Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.
Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.
The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.
If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.
Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.
The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.
If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.
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I hope you're more agreeable than that other boy who looks like you.
What are you, brothers? The same person from alternate universes?
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We're not related, as far as we know. A lot of things between our worlds are similar, but not the same. So... I don't know, actually!
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That part isn't so important anyway.
I wanted to give you some of these. [And she presents him with a small handful of condoms.]
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What are they?
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They're condoms. You see, when you have sex, you roll it on over your penis to protect against pregnancy and diseases.
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Disease? How does that... how do you get this small package on it? Do you put it through the thing?
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[Here, she'll demonstrate with her fingers.]
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[... Pauuuuuse.]
Why would I be having sex?
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[It's hard to embarrass him.]
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First of all, do you know the differences between your anatomy and a woman's?
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