Day 218 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.

Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.

The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.

If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.

Comments

[amnesiadragon]

[Here's another Ryu, though this one is over near the training hall, practicing with his sword. Not that sword. The metal kind. He sheathes it and goes to sit outside, enjoying the fresh air.]

[dontyoujustwish]

[Well this guy looks sort of familiar. Anya approaches him anyway.]

I hope you're more agreeable than that other boy who looks like you.

What are you, brothers? The same person from alternate universes?

[amnesiadragon]

[He looks up and smiles.]

We're not related, as far as we know. A lot of things between our worlds are similar, but not the same. So... I don't know, actually!

[dontyoujustwish]

[Anya waves a hand dismissively.]

That part isn't so important anyway.

I wanted to give you some of these. [And she presents him with a small handful of condoms.]

[amnesiadragon]

[He just... stares at her blankly.]

What are they?

[dontyoujustwish]

[Oh, it's her first truly clueless one.]

They're condoms. You see, when you have sex, you roll it on over your penis to protect against pregnancy and diseases.

[amnesiadragon]

[Uhh...]

Disease? How does that... how do you get this small package on it? Do you put it through the thing?

[dontyoujustwish]

It helps to open the package first. Then you just put it on the tip and roll it down.

[Here, she'll demonstrate with her fingers.]

[amnesiadragon]

Oh.

[... Pauuuuuse.]

Why would I be having sex?

[dontyoujustwish]

Is there some particular reason why you wouldn't? You look old enough.

[amnesiadragon]

I... I'm not actually as old as I look.

[dontyoujustwish]

That's not terribly surprising when I don't think you're human, but how old does that make you anyway?

[amnesiadragon]

Me as my own separate person... I've only existed for about... six months now?

[dontyoujustwish]

Well, you're definitely more mature than a six-month-old. They're not even people yet.

[amnesiadragon]

They're not?

[dontyoujustwish]

How can they be? Their peak achievements are being able to crawl around and make unintelligible noises. They're more like inept, needy pets.

[amnesiadragon]

I... guess? I don't know very much about young mortals.

[dontyoujustwish]

Anyway, whether you're old enough for sex is really your decision.

[amnesiadragon]

I don't really know anything about sex anyway...

[dontyoujustwish]

Do you want to know anything about sex?

[amnesiadragon]

I... uh. I wouldn't even really know where to start.

[dontyoujustwish]

That's okay, because I can tell you everything. My question is, do you want me to? Some people get very touchy talking about sex, the other you included.

[amnesiadragon]

Sure? I don't really mind.

[It's hard to embarrass him.]

[dontyoujustwish]

[Anya decides to take a seat as this could be a lengthy explanation.]

First of all, do you know the differences between your anatomy and a woman's?

[amnesiadragon]

Yeah. I've seen a naked girl before.