Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

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Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

Comments

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Yea, yeah! Strange but delicious!

[twinked_witch]

... And what led you to this combination?

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The vending machine on the creepy island had them!

[twinked_witch]

... Vending machine?

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They're like vendors... but mechanized!

[twinked_witch]

... I more meant, this crazy idea's popular enough to be in one? Presumably such a machine can't store a large variety of things...

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Like Ibuki said, it was a creepy island.

[twinked_witch]

I'm... Starting to see that.

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But there's nothing creepy about chocolate chip jerky!

[twinked_witch]

There's something very creepy about cows whose skin is chocolate chip jerky and is designed to peel right off.

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You're thinking too much about it, Meg-chan!

Just enjoy the amazing thing!

[twinked_witch]

It... It isn't that easy for me. The implications of this are...

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...

Meg-chan, Meg-chan, you need more fun in your life.

[Ibuki grabs for Megaera's hand, intending to drag her into the music venue]

[twinked_witch]

Perhaps, but some of this is... Well, it's too different from the fun I knew back home, you know?

[Megaera doesn't move easily, but doesn't move her gloved hand away from Ibuki immediately.]

1/2

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Meg-chan, Meg-chan, what are you talking about?! You're acting like... an old man!

Like, like this, "Back in my day, our idea of fun was walking in ten feet of snow... uphill both ways! AND WE LIKED IT!" Meg-chan, that's... that's you right now!! You're the old man!!!

Seriously, seriously, Meg-chan, open your mind! Try out new things for fun!! Come on, come on-

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IBUKI JUST WANTS TO PLAY YOU A SONG IN HER NEW MUSIC VENUE RIGHT NOW COME OOOOOOONNNNNN STOP BEING AN OLD MAN!!!!!!!!

[twinked_witch]

H-hang on, I'm not old, I'm just from like eight centuries or so of cultural change behind you! Where I'm from, music is creepy litanies on gigantic pipe organs or single lazy schmucks with mandolins, and highly elaborate traditional dances that are honestly kind of annoying to learn!

It's a whole different culture, you know? There's culture shock here!

[She's not used to the idea of non-Succubi being forward about showy things! Stupid medieval repression getting to her!]

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...

...

See, see, that's just... all excuses.

[She makes a disgruntled sound that's a cross between disappointment and frustration]

... fine, fine, if Meg-chan wants to be an old man, Ibuki's going to find somebody else to play with...

[she lets go of Megaera's hand, starting to walk away]

[twinked_witch]

... I mean, I can try it, I guess?

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[Fortunately, Ibuki's ears pick that up]

Huh? Huh? Really?

You mean it? Or are you just pulling Ibuki's leg now? If you pull too hard, it'll come right off, and then where would she be? Terrible! Meg-chan, Ibuki needs her legs! Don't do the terrible thing to her legs!

[twinked_witch]

I'm game to give it a go. Just... Go gentle?

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Iyan~

[... what is she even implying with that? Whatever the case, she's grabbing at Megaera's hand to try to drag her into the venue again]

[twinked_witch]

[She's implying that she's feeling a distinct sense of dread for some reason as she is pulled, less resisting this time, into the iBooty Shuffle...]

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[Ibuki releases Megaera's hand once they're a fair distance inside from the door]

Okay, okay, wait here, Meg-chan! Ibuki has to make some adjustments, and then she'll be ready! Don't run off, or Ibuki will be sad!

[and she goes backstage, fiddling with the controls]

[twinked_witch]

[Megaera looks around as she waits for Ibuki, trying to figure this place out a little...