Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

[scary_music]

Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

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[Oh wait he was talking about the building not the cows- she realizes this now, whoops. She's used to people reacting more to the bovines than the building. Oh well]

Yeah, yeah! Ibuki doesn't frolic through flowers, don't worry! She'll take extra care with this one to not frolic through it!

[gianthobo]

Thank you.

[He stands up and looks over at the cows.]

They're strange, but... so are Pokemon.

[Wildlife doesn't even set off his weirdness sensors anymore.]

[scary_music]

Mm, mm... that's probably true.

But still, even so, Ibuki's been getting a looooooot of hilarious reactions! Ehehe...

[She pulls off a strip of chocolate chip jerky from the cow, offering it to the giant]

Here, here, try it, AZ-chan!

[gianthobo]

[... Okay yeah that's pretty weird. But AZ has developed a pretty good poker face, and he nods, crouching to grab it from her and take a bite.]

[Nom. Nom nom. ... Huh.]

It's... pretty good.

[scary_music]

Isn't it, isn't it?

Ibuki's had a craving for chocolate chip jerky for awhile! Now all of her problems are solved! It's a happy ending!

[... maybe not all of her problems but... yeah]

[gianthobo]

I've never seen chocolate chip jerky before, but... interesting. I'm glad you're happy.

[scary_music]

Mm...

What about you, AZ-chan? Are you happy, too?

[gianthobo]

I am. It's... been a long time since I saw more than one of these flowers in one place.

[scary_music]

Ehehe, that's good! Then, then, it's a happy day for us both!

[gianthobo]

[He reaches down to pat her on the shoulder, but gives her enough time to move away if she wants.]

It is. How are you doing?

[scary_music]

[She'll accept the shoulder pat, don't worry]

Ibuki's doing great!

She has a venue, bagged herself a boyfriend, invented magical jerky cows, and and what else could she ask for kyaaa~!

[gianthobo]

Oh? That's good. Just because we're here doesn't mean we should stop living. Some people seem to forget that.

[scary_music]

That's right, that's right!

What's living without living? It's a paradox!

[gianthobo]

... Yes, it is. It's... more common than it should be, though.

[scary_music]

The worst paradox ever.

Well, well, Ibuki's helped at least one person out of that ever since she showed up!

[gianthobo]

Good. Keep helping people.

[scary_music]

Yeah, she'll do it!

Count on Ibuki, AZ-chan!

[gianthobo]

[He holds up a hand for a high-five.]

[scary_music]

[high five!]

Yahoooo~

Let's do our best, AZ-chan!

[gianthobo]

Of course.

[Look, even grumpy hobo dad can't resist youthful enthusiasm. It's almost like being home again.]

And if you ever need help with anything, feel free to ask, all right?

[scary_music]

Yeah!

And, if Ibuki can help with anything, let her know, too!

Unless it's fighting something big and scary! Kyaa! Ibuki's no fighter!

[gianthobo]

That's okay. I'm not much of a fighter myself.

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I REPLIED I AM SO SORRY

[scary_music]

Okay, AZ-chan! Then, then...!

We're part of the morale support squad, then! We'll be scaredy kitties while they go out to get the big stuff, and then help them cheer up when they return! Yeah!

It happens!

[gianthobo]

I can send along my Pokemon, but yes. We can help people when they get back.

[scary_music]

[Ibuki nodded a few times]

Right, right!

Mmm... now that Ibuki has her music venue, she could totally put on an awesome performance for them whenever a core hunt finishes, too!