Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

[scary_music]

Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

Comments

[gianthobo]

Oh? That's good. Just because we're here doesn't mean we should stop living. Some people seem to forget that.

[scary_music]

That's right, that's right!

What's living without living? It's a paradox!

[gianthobo]

... Yes, it is. It's... more common than it should be, though.

[scary_music]

The worst paradox ever.

Well, well, Ibuki's helped at least one person out of that ever since she showed up!

[gianthobo]

Good. Keep helping people.

[scary_music]

Yeah, she'll do it!

Count on Ibuki, AZ-chan!

[gianthobo]

[He holds up a hand for a high-five.]

[scary_music]

[high five!]

Yahoooo~

Let's do our best, AZ-chan!

[gianthobo]

Of course.

[Look, even grumpy hobo dad can't resist youthful enthusiasm. It's almost like being home again.]

And if you ever need help with anything, feel free to ask, all right?

[scary_music]

Yeah!

And, if Ibuki can help with anything, let her know, too!

Unless it's fighting something big and scary! Kyaa! Ibuki's no fighter!

[gianthobo]

That's okay. I'm not much of a fighter myself.

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I REPLIED I AM SO SORRY

[scary_music]

Okay, AZ-chan! Then, then...!

We're part of the morale support squad, then! We'll be scaredy kitties while they go out to get the big stuff, and then help them cheer up when they return! Yeah!

It happens!

[gianthobo]

I can send along my Pokemon, but yes. We can help people when they get back.

[scary_music]

[Ibuki nodded a few times]

Right, right!

Mmm... now that Ibuki has her music venue, she could totally put on an awesome performance for them whenever a core hunt finishes, too!

[gianthobo]

I'm not much of a musician, but I might be able to help out with your equipment. I've picked up on things over the years.

[scary_music]

Awesome!

Ibuki could always use a stagehand to drag stuff around and set up the stuff! Yeah!

You're hired, AZ-chan!

Your salary is... zero! There's no economy! Whoops!

[gianthobo]

That's okay. I don't mind. I like being useful.

[He grins and offers a giant hand to Ibuki for a high-five.]

[scary_music]

[Another high five! Why not?]

Yahoooooooooooo!!

So, so, did you want a tour of the venue? Did you, AZ-chan?

[gianthobo]

[They're awesome, and she's still a kid in his mind. High-fives are popular with kids, right?]

Of course. As long as you'll have me.

[scary_music]

Yeah, yeah! Come on, AZ-chan, let's do the tour!

[She grabs for the giant's hand, intending to drag him into the venue]

[gianthobo]

[He laughs a little and follows along, ducking his head so he can fit through the door.]

[scary_music]

[And there they are, inside! (description in the link coz lazy)]

Cool, huh? We can fit everybody in the Bastion in here for an awesome concert! Ibuki's sooo looking forward to when her band is whipped into shape! It'll be great!

[gianthobo]

Good. I'm glad. And I'm very glad you're happy.

[Her endless enthusiasm just makes his heart feel good.]

[scary_music]

Let's ricochet our happiness off each other for an endless feedback loop! Yeah!

And and, let's go backstage! There's stairs to a recording studio!

[gianthobo]

Lead the way.

[He chuckles a little as they go on. This place is... actually pretty nice.]