Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

[scary_music]

Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

Comments

[daughterofursa]

You're so...!

[Weird. Absolutely she's going to keep running, she does not want to find out what happens if Ibuki catches her.

...but she also doesn't want to keep running in circles around a cow.

After a minute she's just going to vault over the side of the cow in an attempt to quickly get behind Ibuki and snatch the jerky from her.]

[scary_music]

Uwaahhh!

[Ibuki's caught by surprise, so Zuko's manuever works as planned]

Zuko-chan pulled a cool manuever! Amazing!

Ibuki stands in awe! Kyaaa!

[daughterofursa]

[Zuko gives her a flat look because seriously she just jumped over a cow, it's not that impressive.

And now she's going to try this "chocolate chip jerky."]

...

It tastes like this on purpose?

[scary_music]

Isn't it good? Isn't it?

... or, or, whoops, Zuko-chan doesn't like chocolate with her jerky?!

[daughterofursa]

No. I don't think I do.

[She likes meat, but why would anyone put these flavors together?]

[scary_music]

Oooh, too bad, too bad...

But, but, you're in luck! You are!

There's two types of magical jerky cows! Two of them! The other kind have normal jerky! You can tell which ones they are because they have a different color from this kind!

[daughterofursa]

What...?

[Magic cows?? Ibuki, what did you do.

Of course it hasn't occurred to her that the jerky comes straight off the cows because who thinks of peeling meat off of cows?]

[scary_music]

Oooh, too bad, too bad...

But, but, you're in luck! You are!

There's two types of magical jerky cows! Two of them! The other kind have normal jerky! You can tell which ones they are because they have a different color from this kind!

[Ibuki... somehow repeats herself perfectly, voice inflection and all]

[daughterofursa]

I didn't...

[At some point there's got to be like a maximum weirdness, right? It doesn't just keep going, does it?]

I don't understand what that means.

[scary_music]

[You should see some of her friends from the island... like Gundam Tanaka. He's his own brand of weirdness from Ibuki's]

There's a cow just like this one, except different flavored!

No chocolate, just jerky! So, so, it's just like what you ate, but without the chocolate chips!

[daughterofursa]

Cows don't have flavors.

[At least, not like that.]

[scary_music]

Nowwwwwww theyyyyyyyyy doooooooooooooo~

[and she finishes that off with a happy laugh]

[daughterofursa]

You're telling me this cow has chocolate chips in it.

[scary_music]

That's right, that's right! The evidence would be in the pudding if it wasn't in the jerky instead!

[daughterofursa]

Are you crazy or what?

[scary_music]

Crazy is a subjective term!

... ... and Ibuki's been having a craving for chocolate chip jerky.

... ... ... and she felt the need to top Aoi-chan's donut trees.

[daughterofursa]

The donut trees didn't need to be topped.

[scary_music]

Toooooooooooo laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate~

[And she laughs again]

[... at least somebody here is having a good time?]

[daughterofursa]

[Sigh.]

At least you didn't waste everything on that gaudy sign.

[scary_music]

Yeah, yeah! There's a lot more to the venue besides the gaudy sign! It has everything Ibuki needs for a concert! And a recording studio in the basement! It's the best thing ever! Even better than magical jerky cows!

... But Ibuki might be biased towards music, after all.

[daughterofursa]

You mean you're going to perform in there?

[scary_music]

Yeah! Yeahyeah! It'll have proper acoustics and everything for a proper performance! It's amazing!

Did you want to see it? Did you? Ibuki can give you the tour!

[she's already reaching for Zuko's hand so she can drag her into the building...]

[daughterofursa]

What? Hey!

[Too late, she's already being dragged inside.]

[scary_music]

[And through the doors they go into the interior]

See, see, lots of space for people! And the stage! And all sorts of equipment, ooh, wait here, wait here!

[She goes backstage for a moment, fiddling with a console which sets off some random pyrotechnics while colored spotlights light up the stage]

[And then she comes back out with a microphone and her electric guitar]

Yeah, yeah! Ibuki's feeling pumped up!

[She looks like she's... about ready to launch into a song...]

[daughterofursa]

That's great...

[By contrast, Zuko looks like she's about to bolt. Why was there fire? What's a microphone? Is she about to sing that death metal stuff?]