Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

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Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

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Oooh, too bad, too bad...

But, but, you're in luck! You are!

There's two types of magical jerky cows! Two of them! The other kind have normal jerky! You can tell which ones they are because they have a different color from this kind!

[Ibuki... somehow repeats herself perfectly, voice inflection and all]

[daughterofursa]

I didn't...

[At some point there's got to be like a maximum weirdness, right? It doesn't just keep going, does it?]

I don't understand what that means.

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[You should see some of her friends from the island... like Gundam Tanaka. He's his own brand of weirdness from Ibuki's]

There's a cow just like this one, except different flavored!

No chocolate, just jerky! So, so, it's just like what you ate, but without the chocolate chips!

[daughterofursa]

Cows don't have flavors.

[At least, not like that.]

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Nowwwwwww theyyyyyyyyy doooooooooooooo~

[and she finishes that off with a happy laugh]

[daughterofursa]

You're telling me this cow has chocolate chips in it.

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That's right, that's right! The evidence would be in the pudding if it wasn't in the jerky instead!

[daughterofursa]

Are you crazy or what?

[scary_music]

Crazy is a subjective term!

... ... and Ibuki's been having a craving for chocolate chip jerky.

... ... ... and she felt the need to top Aoi-chan's donut trees.

[daughterofursa]

The donut trees didn't need to be topped.

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Toooooooooooo laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate~

[And she laughs again]

[... at least somebody here is having a good time?]

[daughterofursa]

[Sigh.]

At least you didn't waste everything on that gaudy sign.

[scary_music]

Yeah, yeah! There's a lot more to the venue besides the gaudy sign! It has everything Ibuki needs for a concert! And a recording studio in the basement! It's the best thing ever! Even better than magical jerky cows!

... But Ibuki might be biased towards music, after all.

[daughterofursa]

You mean you're going to perform in there?

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Yeah! Yeahyeah! It'll have proper acoustics and everything for a proper performance! It's amazing!

Did you want to see it? Did you? Ibuki can give you the tour!

[she's already reaching for Zuko's hand so she can drag her into the building...]

[daughterofursa]

What? Hey!

[Too late, she's already being dragged inside.]

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[And through the doors they go into the interior]

See, see, lots of space for people! And the stage! And all sorts of equipment, ooh, wait here, wait here!

[She goes backstage for a moment, fiddling with a console which sets off some random pyrotechnics while colored spotlights light up the stage]

[And then she comes back out with a microphone and her electric guitar]

Yeah, yeah! Ibuki's feeling pumped up!

[She looks like she's... about ready to launch into a song...]

[daughterofursa]

That's great...

[By contrast, Zuko looks like she's about to bolt. Why was there fire? What's a microphone? Is she about to sing that death metal stuff?]

... this is actually a song title she comes up with in canon

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Yeah! Yeah!

Ibuki calls this one, "Oh my god there's blood everywhere!"

...

[She pauses for a moment, her expression falling briefly as she realizes, whups, this is one of the people that doesn't like death metal]

... J-pop remix.

[And she launches into a... weirdly cutesy song. Weird because apparently it's about some yakuza kid who's stabbing himself to apologize for something terrible he's responsible for]

[daughterofursa]

[At least it's not death metal.

But Zuko is still not interested in listening to a song that's apparently about cheerfully stabbing yourself. She stays for about half a stanza before making for the door.]

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...

[She'll cut off the song as she notices Zuko head out]

What, what? No! Don't go! You can't leave already!

[daughterofursa]

Yes, I can.

[Not stopping. You'll have to chase her down if you want her to stay.]

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[She'll chase after then, leaving her instrument behind.]

Hey, hey, Ibuki hasn't even finished giving the tour!

[daughterofursa]

[She stops just at the door.]

There can't be that much more to see.

[scary_music]

There's the recording studio!

[Ibuki stops to think about the person she's talking to... Zuko's not going to even know what a recording studio is, is she?]

It's um, it's a thing that Ibuki can use to record her music so it can be played back on Colin-sama-chan's datapad thingies!