day 223 - "even the SOUND of bacon frying is like applause!"

[magisperica]

Who: Skyla and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 223
Where: All over the Bastion
What: MEAT SURVEY aka "why stop at donut trees when you could have BACON CROPS"
Format: Started with prose, will match with whatever you want to use
Warnings: Skyla's pottymouth, will edit if anything comes up.

So. So.

If you're out and about around the Bastion today, you'll find yourself pulled aside by Skyla, no matter how busy you may be. As shocking as it is that she's actually making an effort to interact with everyone, even more puzzling is the little notepad she has with her, that appears to be occupied by some kind of meat-centric tally chart.

She'll kind of glare for a moment, like she's irritated at being drawn into a conversation (despite the fact that she's the one who started this in the first place) before saying, in a completely casual voice;

"What's your favourite kind of meat? If you're a vegan or some shit, just pick the one that starts with your favourite letter of the alphabet."

No, this isn't an innuendo and yes, you are going to have to ask for context.

Comments

[croceamors]

[....Excuse him, he's just bowing his head a bit and covering his hand with his mouth. No he's not smirking to himself, not at all.]

[magisperica]

[ DEADPAN; ]

So, that's a yes? Why the hell are you hangin' out with her? Has she thrown protection at you yet?

[croceamors]

She doesn't have to throw it at me. We use it the correct way.

[You wanted to know more about his sex life right]

[magisperica]

... Wow, really?

[ she is making the most disgusted face right now ]

For future reference I'd appreciate it if you kept your dick and what you do with it out of the conversation.

Fucking nasty.

[croceamors]

You did ask.

[magisperica]

[ flatly; ]

I didn't ask if you'd fucked her.

[croceamors]

You asked if she threw condoms at me. I corrected you. It's hardly a big deal, besides.

[magisperica]

[ she lets out another one of those disgusted little scoffs. ]

You didn't have to correct me in so much detail. 'No' would've done fine, you know.

[croceamors]

I'll keep that in mind for later, then. Regardless, the two of us are friends. We met in Vatheon, another place where various Worlds got dragged into.

[magisperica]

So this isn't the first time this happened? Fuck. I mean, there's a lot of worlds so I'm not surprised it's just...

I was hopin' if this was a one-off, there was a fix for it. Or somethin'. But if you've been to a place where shit like this happens, I'm guessin' there isn't.

[croceamors]

Well, for Vatheon, there was. It was an experiment, something done on purpose. We'd managed to get the upper hand on our captors by then, and quite a few people either left for their own worlds or stayed back there.