day 223 - "even the SOUND of bacon frying is like applause!"

[magisperica]

Who: Skyla and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 223
Where: All over the Bastion
What: MEAT SURVEY aka "why stop at donut trees when you could have BACON CROPS"
Format: Started with prose, will match with whatever you want to use
Warnings: Skyla's pottymouth, will edit if anything comes up.

So. So.

If you're out and about around the Bastion today, you'll find yourself pulled aside by Skyla, no matter how busy you may be. As shocking as it is that she's actually making an effort to interact with everyone, even more puzzling is the little notepad she has with her, that appears to be occupied by some kind of meat-centric tally chart.

She'll kind of glare for a moment, like she's irritated at being drawn into a conversation (despite the fact that she's the one who started this in the first place) before saying, in a completely casual voice;

"What's your favourite kind of meat? If you're a vegan or some shit, just pick the one that starts with your favourite letter of the alphabet."

No, this isn't an innuendo and yes, you are going to have to ask for context.

Comments

[amphibian]

Yeah, good thinking! So it's decided then, right? [Is Skyla really about to make it out of this unscathed?] If the three of us go out together, the two of us can make sure Naegi stays on top of his game, and me and him can help you get the shards you need!

[NOPE]

[magisperica]

[ SHIT SHIT SHIT SHE GOT ROPED INTO THIS SO HARD SHIT ]

Uh-- yeah, uh-- not like I don't, um, appreciate the offer, but I'm not exactly top of my game either! M--might just be more trouble than I'm worth for both of you, yanno?

[ you won't FTE her yet, aoi asahina, mark her words ]

[amphibian]

Hey, for meat plants, it's no trouble at all! I'll talk to Naegi and we'll pick a time that works for all of us! Are you an early bird sort?

[DECISION MADE, HER FRIENDSHIP IS UNSTOPPABLE]

[magisperica]

[ oh god oh fuck there's no getting out of this is there ]

N--nah. I sleep in and I'm useless if I get woken up by anyone else. So uh, pickin' a time might be a pain.

[ not like she's just trying to get out of this

of course not ]

[amphibian]

That's no good at all! You're wasting the day sleeping in like that! But for now it's okay if we start out later in the afternoon... Naegi's not the type to rise with the sun, either, so I guess that's okay.

[magisperica]

[ fuck there really is no getting out of this is there

SIGH ]

Ugh, fine, I guess. It'll probably take both of us to keep Naegi's ass safe.

[ grumble grumble ]

What day and what time?