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thebastion2014-08-27 09:12 pm
magisperica) wrote in thebastion2014-08-27 09:12 pm
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day 223 - "even the SOUND of bacon frying is like applause!"
Who: Skyla and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 223
Where: All over the Bastion
What: MEAT SURVEY aka "why stop at donut trees when you could have BACON CROPS"
Format: Started with prose, will match with whatever you want to use
Warnings: Skyla's pottymouth, will edit if anything comes up.
So. So.
If you're out and about around the Bastion today, you'll find yourself pulled aside by Skyla, no matter how busy you may be. As shocking as it is that she's actually making an effort to interact with everyone, even more puzzling is the little notepad she has with her, that appears to be occupied by some kind of meat-centric tally chart.
She'll kind of glare for a moment, like she's irritated at being drawn into a conversation (despite the fact that she's the one who started this in the first place) before saying, in a completely casual voice;
"What's your favourite kind of meat? If you're a vegan or some shit, just pick the one that starts with your favourite letter of the alphabet."
No, this isn't an innuendo and yes, you are going to have to ask for context.
Open: Open
When: Day 223
Where: All over the Bastion
What: MEAT SURVEY aka "why stop at donut trees when you could have BACON CROPS"
Format: Started with prose, will match with whatever you want to use
Warnings: Skyla's pottymouth, will edit if anything comes up.
So. So.
If you're out and about around the Bastion today, you'll find yourself pulled aside by Skyla, no matter how busy you may be. As shocking as it is that she's actually making an effort to interact with everyone, even more puzzling is the little notepad she has with her, that appears to be occupied by some kind of meat-centric tally chart.
She'll kind of glare for a moment, like she's irritated at being drawn into a conversation (despite the fact that she's the one who started this in the first place) before saying, in a completely casual voice;
"What's your favourite kind of meat? If you're a vegan or some shit, just pick the one that starts with your favourite letter of the alphabet."
No, this isn't an innuendo and yes, you are going to have to ask for context.
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[ she gives him a little shove to the shoulder, but it's almost playful and she rolls her eyes at him. ]
Haven't you bought like, an ability or something? Healing or spitting fire or some shit like that?
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I haven't been able to... you need shards to get those, right? I'm not exactly good at fighting, so I haven't been any to get much, if any, shards to my name...
[ Sigh. First world heroine problems... ]
no subject
[ shrug. ]
Or you could grab a weapon from the forge and go out swingin' on the Skyway.
no subject
[ Naegi frowns in thought. ]
Do you know which abilities are available for purchase?
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[ #Helpful ]
Aoi was the one who did the buyin', so like I said, you're better off askin' her. She probably knows more about it than I do.
[ she shrugs. ]
Or ask one of the others. One of 'em should probably have an idea.
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[ Sighing more to himself, he pauses as he glances at the notebook, looking at Skyla curiously. ]
... how many of those trees do you think we'll need?
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[ for all her claims of thinking this through, it's pretty clear that those thoughts are pretty superficial at best... ]
One to start with, duh, just to see if anyone actually takes food from the fuckin' thing. If it gets ignored, sucks to be them, but I'm not breakin' my back getting the shards to make more of 'em.
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[ Naegi pauses again in thought. ]
I doubt it's going to go ignored for long, though. Food's pretty valuable here so I know there's people who're going to appreciate it.
[ Or scream in horror, if the reaction to the donut plants were any indication... ]
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[ she gives a little snort. ]
Let's be real, the second that thing starts sprouting, she'll probably be pullin' meat off it.
Good to know someone's gonna appreciate my hard work, at least.
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Was he really that easy to read? He looks away in embarrassment, but he does pause for a moment to speak up again. ]
Yeah, that... sounds like her, all right...
... still, it's useful enough that I'm probably going to be taking advantage of that tree myself. It really is a good idea...
[ And he does mean that, amazingly enough. Chalk it up to being around too many weird people to stay normal for long... ]