Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

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Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

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[Ah-? Well she was talking about the building, but yes this is equally baffling. She accepts the piece of jerky, in any case.]

Chocolate chip... Well, that's a flavor I've never tried. [She gives it an experimental sniff. It smells like jerky, at least, but the chocolate aroma adds a very unusual overtone.] They just ... grow a layer of jerky, just like that? Where I'm from there's a whole process to making it.

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[She laughs a bit at that]

That's why these ones are magical, Emi-chan!

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I guess they must be! [At least Ibuki's cheer is contagious. Ah, what the hell, she's eaten weirder things, probably. She digs her teeth in and tears off a bite.

One moment please, chewing contemplatively...]

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[And Ibuki watches expectantly!]

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Hmm. [She swallows.] It's certainly different! But it's got that... salty-sweet combination going on. Not bad!

[CHOMP, tears off another bite.]

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And, andandand... and this cow dispenses chocolate milk, too!

Amazing, right?

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[omg.] For real? [oh wait shouldn't talk with her mouth full.] Good grief, dear, you really thought of everything.

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Yessssssss! For realsies, Emi-chan!

Ibuki has nooooo clue how to milk cows but it's definitely a thing she asked the monument for!

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Haha! I can't think of a better incentive to learn, can you?

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M-maybe, maybe...

But, but, Ibuki's a city girl! If Ibuki tries to learn, who knows what kind of shenanigans will erupt?!

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[folds her arms, facetious] I don't know, you don't really strike me as the type of girl who's averse to shenanigans.

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Ooooooooooh!

You got Ibuki there!

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She might end up spraying everybody with chocolate milk.

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Thanks for the warning. I'll be sure to wear my raincoat that day.

[But there's still the matter of the other thing she bought. Aradia turns her attention to iBooty Shuffle, gesturing to it with her piece of jerky. Not that she knows what it's called, if course, since she can't read the sign.]

And what about this one?

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That? That?

That's the iBooty Shuffle! Ibuki's music venue! It's where she's going to have her concerrrrrts!

You wanna see it, right, Emi-chan? Right?

[Reaching for Aradia's hand, intending to drag her inside]

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[Aradia is le grabbed and dragged!]

Whups! [Laughs] Concerts, you say? I didn't know you were a musician.

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You didn't know? You didn't? Ibuki's the Super Ultimate Level Music Person!

[... close enough.]

Now you know!

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Is she now? That's quite an impressive title. What sort of music do you do?

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Alllllllllll sorts! Her favorite is- oh! But, but... well, why just tell you when Ibuki can play a song?

[Into the venue they go!]

Wait right here, Ibuki will be ready sooooooooon!

[With that, she heads for the backstage]

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[Aradia grins - an impromptu performance, copacetic!]

Ten-four, sweetie!

[So yep she'll wait right here, lookin' around at the inside of the place. Impressive, it looks like Ibuki really thought of everything for her new venue.]

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[Ibuki soon comes back out on stage, electric guitar at ready]

Here it comes, Emi-chan! Get ready!

Ibuki calls this song, "Let My Feelings Reach You Too!"

[And... yeah, this song]

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[Wow, that is ... certainly a thing! She was not expecting death metal. Punk rock maybe, but ... good heavens.]

3/3 this would work better if i had more varied icons dkla;fjkld

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[But there's no denying that Ibuki's extremely talented. The guitar licks especially, those are sick. Like, the good kind of sick. So Aradia warms up to the performance remarkably quickly for an old lady, and by the end she's grinning widely and applauds with great enthusiasm.]

Bravo!

hahahaha

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[Ibuki laughs happily at the applause, giving a dramatic bow as she strums her guitar one more time with a flourish]

Thank you, thank you! Ibuki will be here all week!