Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

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Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

Comments

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Oooh, Rob-chan, Rob-chan...

Shame on you! Mind straight to the gutter! Shameful! Hang your head low, Rob-chan! What a pervert! Kyaa!

It's a music venue, Rob-chan!

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

[Rob looks mildly confused until she calls him a pervert, at which point he switches to looking annoyed. His voice acquires the beginnings of an edge to it.]

A music venue with a sign that's shaking its ass at everyone that walks by? I can't be the only one who thinks that's implying something else.

More importantly though, how does making a music venue help feed the Ura?

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Don't ignore the guitar! She's playing a guitar!

...

And Ibuki's on break right now! This and that are completely unrelated!

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

You could've made something that'd've helped them instead of using the shards for this.

[He's been avoiding the urge to blow his meager trickle of shards on fun stuff instead of stuff that helps everyone like a good little citizen of the Bastion should, why couldn't she?]

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Ooh, look, break time is over!

Ibuki better get back to work!

She's not doing this to avoid the major downer you're throwing at Ibuki right now, Rob-chan! This is totally a coincidence!

[... and she'll ... move in some random direction, because wow she doesn't want to talk to you anymore Rob, you're not her dad]

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

[Rob doesn't bother trying to chase her down; it's not like there's an Undo button on the Monument he can get her to push. The damage is already done. Damage to the logic of the universe and his sanity. He'll just sigh, look over at the jerky cow, groan, and head back to do things that will actually help the Ura.]