Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

[scary_music]

Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

Comments

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Ippo-chan is the most helpful! Even when Ibuki is being a silly girl that doesn't know any better!

[She leans forward, nuzzling Ippo's nose with her own]

[windgod]

[If he could get any more red in the face, he might actually start turning blue, but he was smiling wide and returned the nose nuzzling.]

Well...at least this is useful for all of us, so I wouldn't call it silly. Even the venue will help keep people in good spirits, so these were pretty good ideas if I'm being honest.

[scary_music]

Really? Really?

Ibuki was just thinking of making something weirder than the donut trees more than anything! But it's a useful thing, too? Whoops!

[windgod]

...You don't say...what a lucky coincidence then...

[There were so many things wrong with that statement that he couldn't even put it into words. Being able to make life happen without any real consequence...it was amazing, but slightly terrifying. Still, he was happy that everything turned out for the best here...it could have been a lot worse after all.]

Still, let's do our best to keep things up. It'd be bad if anything happened to the cows or the music venue, right?

[scary_music]

B-bad things? Like what? Is somebody going to eat the venue or burn down the cows?!?!

[windgod]

Well...no, I hope not. More like...we have to make sure we keep the venue clean and upkept so it doesn't fall into disrepair. Same with the cows, keeping them feed and cleaned and such.

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Ooooh...

So, not only has Ibuki become a farmgirl, but a janitor, too!

Kyaaa! Who would have thought the Super Ultimate Level Music Person would find herself in such a situation!

[windgod]

Well, things like this usually take a little more forethought, but you're pretty good at handling things on the fly, so I'm not really worried.

[Between himself and Ibuki, they had the energy and stamina to handle both tasks in a fair amount of time. If anything, it gave him something to indulge his time into asides from exercise, so it was a welcome distraction. He smiled and went back to giving Ibuki headrubs, because how could he resist?]

We'll handle it together, right? We'll be...Super Ultimate Level Situation Handlers!

[scary_music]

Ehehee...

[Ibuki likes head rubs]

If we're not careful, we'll have to become the Super Ultimate Level Everything! Can we handle that kind of pressure?!

[windgod]

Definitely! If you're with me, there's nothing I can't handle!

[He sounded supremely confident in that, to the point where his free hand clenched into a fist in a show of determination. He wasn't about to lose to cows or a building!]

[scary_music]

Oooh!

Ippo-chan is getting pumped up! Kyaa! So coooool!

[windgod]

Sorry, sorry.

[He let himself relax, but he was still smiling despite his apologies. It was hard not to get fired up in the face of such a challenge though, it definitely sounded like it would test him and keep him on his feet. If he was being honest...he was almost looking forward to it!]

[scary_music]

Sorry? Sorry for what!

Ippo-chan, there's nothing to be sorry for! You're being sillier than Ibuki!

[windgod]

Hmm....for this!

[He quite easily shifted his weight to slide around to Ibuki's side and scooped her up in a bridal style hold, taking the opportunity to nuzzle his nose against hers. It was surprising how quickly he'd become confident in his affections, but in that sense it was almost how he'd gotten acclimated to boxing; if he just threw himself in head first, he'd get it right eventually!]

[scary_music]

Iyaaaa~n~

[Ibuki laughs happily]

The bridal carry again~ Kyaa~

[windgod]

I think this makes us even on that now, doesn't it?

[He's definitely happy though, just being here like this was nice and gave him a sense of normality he thought he'd never find again. It was peaceful in it's own, Ibuki-brand way.]

[scary_music]

Ooh, Ippo-chan, Ippo-chan, be careful!

If you make it a contest, then Ibuki will sweep you up when you least expect it!!

[windgod]

Then I'll just have to return the favor!

[If there was one thing he could do, it was contests.]

[scary_music]

It's the never ending cycle of bridal carries!

If you're not careful, Ibuki will suddenly be a bride! Kyaaaaaaaaa!

[windgod]

[There goes his red in the faceness and incoherent mumbling again, you have a real way with that Ibuki.]

[scary_music]

Or, maybe Ippo-chan will be the bride. Stranger things have happened...

[She laughs to herself, seemingly oblivious to Ippo's reaction...]

[windgod]

I-is that even possible?

[He didn't see why it couldn't be at the very least.]

[scary_music]

Ippo-chan, Ippo-chan...

We live in the land of magical jerky cows and donut trees. Ibuki is shocked you can ask that with a straight face.

[windgod]

You mean like...using shards to make myself into a girl?

[Wow...that would be something, but somehow he imagined that the Monument wouldn't even break a metaphorical sweat in doing it.]

[scary_music]

Ibuki never thought of that...

...

[She looks like she's giving the idea serious consideration.......]