Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

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Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

Comments

[four_quarts]

If you explain what precisely it is first.

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It's chocolate chip jerky!

It's like beef jerky, but with chocolate chips in it!

[... that's... all she really knows about it...]

[four_quarts]

...

[Okay, but why would you even combine meat and chocolate in the first place, much less in this manner? Outwardly he remains pleasant, but inwardly Ibuki is getting a strange and mildly exasperated look.]

And what, pray tell, is the creature it is attached to?

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It's a cow! They normally just go moo and make milk and cheese but this one has jerky, too! Because Ibuki wanted to make something weirder than the donut trees!

[four_quarts]

[...He is genuinely beginning to worry about her sanity at this point.]

And you certainly succeeded.

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[... she's just being a kid, really, gosh Ghaleon...]

Yeah! Yeah! Ibuki did it, her life long quest is at an end!

[four_quarts]

[To be fair, most kids over twelve he's known wouldn't have thought to add a layer of jerky to a mythical creature, and it's been a very long time since he was a kid himself. ...Well, and he was quite precocious as a kid, but that's a whole 'nother kettle of fish.

...Although now he's changed his judgement from "possibly a little off her rocker" to "that sounds like something a small child would say."]

Oh? You wanted to make cows that sport a layer of dried meat for that long, have you?

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Just kidding!

The idea suddenly came to her today!

[four_quarts]

...

[four_quarts]

...I see.

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Ooooh...

Playing it cool, Ghaleon-chan.

[four_quarts]

I don't believe I know what you mean.

[Lies.]

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Oooh, so cool, so cold... Ibuki's getting shivers down her spine! Kyaa!

[four_quarts]

It must be because I'm such a nice person.

[Ghaleon no.]

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Yeah, yeah! That's good, because if you weren't, you'd be ice-olated!

[four_quarts]

Ice-ee what you did there. But it's true that I'd be left in the cold were I so terrible.