Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

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Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

Comments

[dontyoujustwish]

No, I just disguised myself as an American and then I got stuck that way. I only had one mother.

I mean I'm fairly certain. It was a long time ago.

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Oooh, disguised? Really?

Then, then what's Anyan-chan's true form? Polish? Chinese? Martian?

[dontyoujustwish]

Scandinavian.

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Oooh, that was actually going to be one of Ibuki's guesses! She shouldn't have gone for Martian! Whoops!

[dontyoujustwish]

Considering the circumstances, it's entirely feasible that one of us could be a Martian.

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[Ibuki gets a laugh out of that]

You're right! You're totally right!

Anything's possible! Anything!!!

[... they have magical jerky cows and donut trees, after all...]

[dontyoujustwish]

Anything was already possible, just not all in the same place before.

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Anyan-chan, Anyan-chan! Now you're just being technical! Who cares about the technicalities when we have magical jerky cows and a music venue?!

[dontyoujustwish]

Well, I don't see anything wrong with being specific.

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Enough about specifics and technicals, have some jerky!

[She peels off a strip of chocolate chip jerky from the cow and offers it to Anya]

[dontyoujustwish]

[Anya is pretty much unfazed by this since Ibuki already said they were magical cows. She takes the jerky and tries a bite, eyeing the cow curiously.]

Interesting.

If you keep peeling, do you reach a gooey center?

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Oooh, nope, nope... Ibuki didn't go that far! But but, it'll grow the jerky layer back!!

... ... say, say, Anyan-chan, do you still have the things? The things you were giving out but got almost punched at for?

[dontyoujustwish]

Condoms? Of course I still have them, I need them for myself, you know.

Oh, have you found an orgasm friend?

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Uwah... Anyan-chan, Ibuki wouldn't use that word. A boyfriend! Apparently, Ibuki's bagged herself a boyfriend!

So, so, Ibuki might need them! The condom things! Who knows when we'll do the thing, you know, the 'this' and 'that' thing, but it's best to be prepared, right? Right?

[dontyoujustwish]

Yes, you never know when the moment might strike. The end of the world and other various life-threatening situations can make a person very horny.

Hmm... I'll give you a few as an emergency supply, but if you start having sex regularly, you should get them from the Monument yourself. I'm not a convenience store.

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Thank you, Anyan-chan! Ibuki is in your debt! Ibuki will take your advice under serious consideration!

Also, also, please forgive Ibuki for making fun of you about it earlier! Ibuki was young and naive, and couldn't see past the awkwardness!

[dontyoujustwish]

Maybe you can tell that to all the other teenagers around here who think that being prepared is embarrassing and unnecessary.

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Ooooh, Anyan-chan, Anyan-chan, Ibuki's not a role model. She's too strange to advise the other teenagers properly!

And, and, talking freely about 'this' and 'that' is Teru-chan's territory... alas, he's not here!

[dontyoujustwish]

We're talking about it freely now, except for your inability to say the word "sex."

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Whoops!

Well, don't sweat the small stuff, Anyan-chan!

[dontyoujustwish]

I'm sure you'll get the hang of it eventually.

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Or maybe Ibuki will just be an awkward teenager forever! Who knows? The magic of the monument is amazing, after all!

[dontyoujustwish]

I don't think it stops aging, unfortunately.

But you might be awkward until your death.

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Whoops!

But, as long as Ibuki has fun, it's okay to be awkward! Yeah!

[dontyoujustwish]

Do you enjoy being awkward?