Day 267 [Open] Magical Jerky Cows and shuffling booties

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Who: Ibuki and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 267, noon-ish or so?
Where: In front of the new music venue: iBooty Shuffle
What: Ibuki wastes a whole bunch of shards on silly stuff...
Format: Action but will match
Warnings: Ibuki weirdness, and sudden heavy bad feels in the Colin thread.

UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[It was just another day in the Bastion, helping make preparations for assisting the Ura that were in dire straits. But then, during lunch, Ibuki's cry of disbelief and amusement rang out loud and clear]

[Because she used the monument to create "magical jerky cows", and renovated one of the new buildings on the Bastion into a music venue.]

[... after her initial cry, Ibuki can be found in front of iBooty Shuffle, leaning against one of the chocolate jerky cows and...]

[... just... laughing. That's all she's doing. Laughing]

Comments

[freedom_engineer]

[Colin quirks a smirk at her, still staring at the cow.]

I believe the proper phrase is "What has science done?"

You made these?

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It's like ... um... how does Ibuki explain it? It's good, though!

[... chasing Zuko around the cow, then. Sure, this is kinda fun]

Hey, hey, Zuko-chan, what are you doing? Don't run, don't run! Ibuki won't bite!

[bulletofhope]

[ LBR, Naegi's good at getting himself into these kinds of situations. Chalk it up to his luck and all. ]

To be fair, you were kinda scary with how you were laughing evilly and all...

[ Even his ahoge is dropping. For shame. ]

[dontyoujustwish]

[No, that doesn't explain anything.]

Is that a pun? I never spent that much time in Japan.

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That's right, that's right!

Ibuki has made a mockery of science with magical jerky cows! It's alive! Alive!

Kyaaa!

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What? Huh?

Makoto-chan, Makoto-chan, that wasn't an evil laugh! That was Ibuki being totally like... WHOA! The monument actually did that!

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Well, well, it's a thing in America, too? The iPod Shuffle???

... now that Ibuki thinks about it, Ippo-chan wouldn't know it, either! Whoops! Generation gap strikes again!

[bulletofhope]

Did... what...

[ Oh, hey, wait a minute, now that he's taking another look at the iBooty Shuffle... ]

... is this that concert venue you were talking about creating, by any chance?

[daughterofursa]

[Great how does she get out of this?]

I- I might try it if you quit trying to shove it in my mouth.

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[Ibuki laughs happily]

Yeah, yeah! Totally! It is!

Ibuki was amazed, like... it was kind of already a venue that Ibuki could use, but it just needed a bit of fixing up! So, so, Ibuki used the shards, and now it is a music venue! Amazing!

And, and... Ibuki added a recording studio in the basement, too!

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But... but... this is fun!

[... yeah, still chasing Zuko around if Zuko's still trying to run...]

[dontyoujustwish]

Oh, well, I'm only recently American. A born-again American? Something like that.

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Really? Really?

Anyan-chan was born two times? Anyan-chan has two birth mothers?! Incredible!

[freedom_engineer]

You've made a mockery of the natural order.

Science, however, is only slightly bruised.

[Colin smirks, and walks over to the cow.]

Moo?

[daughterofursa]

You're so...!

[Weird. Absolutely she's going to keep running, she does not want to find out what happens if Ibuki catches her.

...but she also doesn't want to keep running in circles around a cow.

After a minute she's just going to vault over the side of the cow in an attempt to quickly get behind Ibuki and snatch the jerky from her.]

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[The cow does moo, yes. Besides the chocolate milk it dispenses and the layer of chocolate chip jerky, it is a normal cow of gentle disposition]

Oooh, Ibuki stands corrected!

[She peels off a piece of chocolate chip jerky, offering it to Colin. The cow doesn't seem to mind at all]

Here, Colin-sama-chan, here! Try it, try it, it's weird and delicious!!

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Uwaahhh!

[Ibuki's caught by surprise, so Zuko's manuever works as planned]

Zuko-chan pulled a cool manuever! Amazing!

Ibuki stands in awe! Kyaaa!

[dontyoujustwish]

No, I just disguised myself as an American and then I got stuck that way. I only had one mother.

I mean I'm fairly certain. It was a long time ago.

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Oooh, disguised? Really?

Then, then what's Anyan-chan's true form? Polish? Chinese? Martian?

[freedom_engineer]

[Colin nods to the cow, seemingly satisfied. He reaches out a hand to gently pet the cow's head, and he takes the piece of jerky with the other hand.]

Good cow. Very good cow.

So, what exactly did you make? ... Besides, apparently, a chocolate cow?

[Nope, not gonna eat it yet. He's many things, but he wants to know what he's biting into...]

[daughterofursa]

[Zuko gives her a flat look because seriously she just jumped over a cow, it's not that impressive.

And now she's going to try this "chocolate chip jerky."]

...

It tastes like this on purpose?

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Magical chocolate cows that makes chocolate milk and chocolate chip jerky! Isn't it amazing?!

And, and... for people who don't like chocolate, there's jerky cows that make regular milk, too!

[dontyoujustwish]

Scandinavian.

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Isn't it good? Isn't it?

... or, or, whoops, Zuko-chan doesn't like chocolate with her jerky?!

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Oooh, that was actually going to be one of Ibuki's guesses! She shouldn't have gone for Martian! Whoops!