Day 255 [Open] First rule of Pillow Fight Club: Never talk about Pillow Fight Club

[scary_music]

Who: Ibuki and you! And pillows!
Open: Open
When: Mostly noon/afternoon.
Where: Everywhere in the Bastion.
What: Ibuki's bored and is attacking everybody with pillows
Format: Action but ok with switching
Warnings: Pillow abuse


[Sometime after lunch, Ibuki's voice will ring out from everybody's amulet that is within the Bastion's communication range-]

IBUKI IS DECLARING IT NOW. THIS. IS. PILLOW WAR!!!!!!!

[Ibuki will not be responding to amulet network messages that reply to her]

[Rather, she is running around with a bunch of pillows. Should she spot you, prepare yourelf, for she could do a number of things]

[1: Should you not notice her, she'll try to sneak up behind you and bop you on the back of the head with a pillow. If it looks like you're in the middle of important work, it'll be a very soft bop]

[2: If you're watching her, she'll run up to you and try to pillow bop your face]

[3: There is no 3]

[4: She may be hiding around a corner, and when you get close... "BWAH!" Pillow to the face!]

[5: Even dragons aren't safe from pillows.]

[6: If she knows you fairly well, especially if you're a member of her band, she might be coming into your bedroom directly to pillow fight you.]

Comments

[scary_music]

Ooh, a good idea, Anyan-chan! Ibuki gives it her 9001% stamp of approval! Ibuki hasn't sat down to watch English movies often, but she remembers it was a really funny movie!

... But now that Ibuki thinks about it, the Bunbun-chan in that movie didn't try to fool anybody. It just attacked straight away! Really scary, heads flying everywhere! But that Bunbun-chan only has one scene in the whole movie.

[dontyoujustwish]

If it's only one scene, you don't know what might have led up to that attack, how long that bunny might have spent in preparation. It sounds terrifying.

[scary_music]

It attacks them as soon as they start to approach it, their first meeting!

It's like... look, a little Bunbun-cha-UWAH! Decapitations! No preparation at all!

[dontyoujustwish]

Well, it is fiction, I suppose.

[scary_music]

Maybe, maybe...

But, on the other hand, Ibuki thought Pokemon were fiction! It was the most surprising thing to see one for real! Ibuki was like... UWAH! Pokemon!

[dontyoujustwish]

Really? There are countless alternate universes out there, it shouldn't be so surprising to find things like that here where they've collided together.

[scary_music]

That's true, that's true!

That means the bunny from the grail and python movie could show up anytime!

Oooh, that's scary to think about!

[dontyoujustwish]

I'm glad you understand the severity of the situation.

[scary_music]

Right, right, it could be really severe! The worst severe! Super High School Level Severe!

But let's not think about that right now! Let's pillow fight, Anyan-chan!

[And she's tossing a pillow at you, Anya]

[dontyoujustwish]

Oh!

[Anya catches the pillow.]

I've never actually done this. Aren't we supposed to be half-naked in one of our bedrooms?

[scary_music]

Ooh, Anyan-chan really is bold! So surprising! Ibuki is scandalized!

Ibuki wanted to challenge the whole of Bastion to a pillow fight, so she had to forgo the bedroom part! It's fine to pillow fight like this!

Here, here, like this, Anyan-chan! [And Ibuki will move in to bop Anya with a pillow]

[dontyoujustwish]

You have to admit it would be sexier.

[Oh, Anya is going to return that bop with a solid swing of her pillow.]

Take that!

[scary_music]

Oooh, maybe, maybe, but Ibuki just wants to play right now!

[She takes the hit kyaa-]

Kyaaa~! Ibuki took a heavy blow! But Ibuki's not down for the count yet!

[And Ibuki attempts a counter!]

[dontyoujustwish]

Oof!

I should hope not, it's only a pillow!

[Anya she probably knows that. Anya continues to thwack at her, but makes no real effort to avoid getting hit.]

[scary_music]

It'd be bad if it was more than just a pillow, but don't you worry! Ibuki checked all the pillows she brought carefully for traps!

[More pillow thwapping whee]

[dontyoujustwish]

Do many people trap their pillows?

[Wait.]

Are these stolen pillows?

[scary_music]

Ibuki just grabbed pillows that she found lying around! Ibuki's not a thief, they were just around! Not on beds!

Ooh, Ibuki's sad that Anyan-chan has such a low opinion of her... she needs bad soap operas and ice cream, now.

[dontyoujustwish]

Well, you wouldn't need to check your own pillows for traps..

That's good, though. We've had problems with thieves in the past.

[scary_music]

Thieves?! People who'd want to steal Ibuki's hair and her guitar?! Terrible! Ibuki's too young to go bald!

[dontyoujustwish]

I wouldn't worry about your hair. They weren't very subtle about it before, I don't think they have the finesse required to steal someone's hair from their head.

[scary_music]

That's good, that's good.

Still, Ibuki will be very wary of the sound of an electric shaver! More subtle thieves might show up in the future! That would be terrible! Awful! The worst! Ibuki likes her hair the way it is!

[dontyoujustwish]

Now you're just being paranoid.

[Says the woman who's afraid of rabbits trying to kill her in her sleep.]

[scary_music]

Hair is serious business, Anyan-chan! Do you know how long it took Ibuki to grow it out this long? She couldn't bear to part with it!

[Also, pillow bop!]

[dontyoujustwish]

No, I don't.

[Have a bop right back.]

You know there are charms for making it grow faster.

[scary_music]

Oooh, that sounds rather charming! Ibuki would be charmed for sure to have such a charm!

But, but... this is naturally grown hair! It's not the same! After everything Ibuki has been through with this hair, she can't just cut it off and replace it with charmed hair!

[another pillow bop whee-]

Besides, besides, Ibuki would have to re-dye it! And even though there's that new salon, the dyes aren't unlimited, are they? Ibuki wouldn't want to let all that precious dye go to waste!