Day 255 [Open] First rule of Pillow Fight Club: Never talk about Pillow Fight Club

[scary_music]

Who: Ibuki and you! And pillows!
Open: Open
When: Mostly noon/afternoon.
Where: Everywhere in the Bastion.
What: Ibuki's bored and is attacking everybody with pillows
Format: Action but ok with switching
Warnings: Pillow abuse


[Sometime after lunch, Ibuki's voice will ring out from everybody's amulet that is within the Bastion's communication range-]

IBUKI IS DECLARING IT NOW. THIS. IS. PILLOW WAR!!!!!!!

[Ibuki will not be responding to amulet network messages that reply to her]

[Rather, she is running around with a bunch of pillows. Should she spot you, prepare yourelf, for she could do a number of things]

[1: Should you not notice her, she'll try to sneak up behind you and bop you on the back of the head with a pillow. If it looks like you're in the middle of important work, it'll be a very soft bop]

[2: If you're watching her, she'll run up to you and try to pillow bop your face]

[3: There is no 3]

[4: She may be hiding around a corner, and when you get close... "BWAH!" Pillow to the face!]

[5: Even dragons aren't safe from pillows.]

[6: If she knows you fairly well, especially if you're a member of her band, she might be coming into your bedroom directly to pillow fight you.]

Comments

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Thieves?! People who'd want to steal Ibuki's hair and her guitar?! Terrible! Ibuki's too young to go bald!

[dontyoujustwish]

I wouldn't worry about your hair. They weren't very subtle about it before, I don't think they have the finesse required to steal someone's hair from their head.

[scary_music]

That's good, that's good.

Still, Ibuki will be very wary of the sound of an electric shaver! More subtle thieves might show up in the future! That would be terrible! Awful! The worst! Ibuki likes her hair the way it is!

[dontyoujustwish]

Now you're just being paranoid.

[Says the woman who's afraid of rabbits trying to kill her in her sleep.]

[scary_music]

Hair is serious business, Anyan-chan! Do you know how long it took Ibuki to grow it out this long? She couldn't bear to part with it!

[Also, pillow bop!]

[dontyoujustwish]

No, I don't.

[Have a bop right back.]

You know there are charms for making it grow faster.

[scary_music]

Oooh, that sounds rather charming! Ibuki would be charmed for sure to have such a charm!

But, but... this is naturally grown hair! It's not the same! After everything Ibuki has been through with this hair, she can't just cut it off and replace it with charmed hair!

[another pillow bop whee-]

Besides, besides, Ibuki would have to re-dye it! And even though there's that new salon, the dyes aren't unlimited, are they? Ibuki wouldn't want to let all that precious dye go to waste!

[dontyoujustwish]

Oh, come on. Who do you think those dyes are for if not for us? Some people just have naturally strange hair.

[scary_music]

Still, still, Ibuki likes her hair! It's so nice! Come on, come on, feel it!

[... sorry Anya, Ibuki is weird and is now holding out some of her hair for Anya to feel]

It's so soft and fluffy! Even if a charming charm could make it grow back quickly, Ibuki would hate to have to wait for however long it takes for it to be fixed! Also, she'd be off balance! The sudden loss of weight from losing all this hair! Terrible!

[dontyoujustwish]

[It's okay, Ibuki. Anya is too weird to recognize that feeling someone else's hair is not typical human social behavior. She does it anyway.]

It is nice hair, but you know the weight loss isn't that disorienting. Your balance would have to be poor already.

[She hits Ibuki again with the pillow to test this theory.]

This is quite the turn around from their first meeting XD

[scary_music]

Kyaa~ Anyan-chan got Ibuki with a surprise attack!

[Ibuki would be a poor performer if she had bad balance, so no, she doesn't go down from the pillow hit]

[Have another pillowy counter, Anya]

Even so, let's not talk about hair loss anymore! So depressing! Ibuki likes her fluffy hair and will do her best to not have to grow it back!

seriously lol

[dontyoujustwish]

Yes, better to think about keeping it, and looking very fine with it.

[She's sure this pillow fight would still be very attractive to onlookers even if they are fully clothed.]

Even Anya falls to the Ibuki charm eventually.

[scary_music]

[Wait is Anya hitting on her? She did mention some suggestive stuff earlier]

Oooh, wait, Anyan-chan, you were talking earlier about pillow fighting Ibuki half-naked in a bedroom...

Were you hitting on Ibuki? Were you? Ibuki's so scandalized, it's a shock! After our first meeting, she didn't think Anyan-chan cared so much! What should Ibuki do? It's so surprising!

[Ibuki why, why are you suddenly bringing that up anyway-]

[... also, Ibuki's still giving Anya another pillow bop despite the sudden turn in conversation]

[dontyoujustwish]

Oh no, you'd know if I were hitting on you. I'm very explicit.

Although, are you into girls? I've been thinking about trying it and I may need a back-up lesbian if Patchouli doesn't work out.

[scary_music]

Ibuki went to an all girl's school, and she did kiss one of the girls from her old band before, it's true! Ibuki's first doki doki moment! It was so surprising, lilies everywhere! We held hands and shared love love tropical juices at the cafe! But it didn't work out... it was so sad! For a number of reasons... still, still, Ibuki misses her and the rest of her old band...

... ooh, Patchy-chan? She's cute, isn't she? Her hair is so nice and fluffy, too! Ibuki will have to get her to let Ibuki style it sometime...

Mmmm... still, still, while Ibuki seems like a wild girl, she's not sure about easily introducing herself into a sudden fling! Especially being called a back-up lesbian, that just makes Ibuki feel kind of sad and neglected! There's no feeling behind those words!

It kind of makes Ibuki want go eat ice cream and watch bad soap operas!

[dontyoujustwish]

It's not my intention to make you feel unappreciated, but I am just talking about sex, and what could amount to a disappointing one-night stand if it turns out I'm incurably heterosexual. I don't want to build up a romantic relationship first if that's all it might lead to.

[scary_music]

Aaah...

...

Sorry, Anyan-chan, sorry! Ibuki can't go with that sort of thing, it's just not her thing! Before you know it, we'll have cute little yuri girls running around, and then where would we be? It would be the most surprising thing ever, and if you don't pay child support, that would be terrible! Awful!

[Ibuki that can't happen you're both girls]

Besides, besides, it's still a weird and awkward label! Back-up lesbian! Ibuki's not a backup, she's the lead! She can't accept that kind of position!

... But, but, again, Ibuki's just not into the casual this and that scene!

[dontyoujustwish]

Okay. It was just a thought.

Although I don't think it could result in any tiny lesbians not to pay child support for.

[scary_music]

You never know what could happen in the Bastion, Anyan-chan! It's a magical place, after all! So, so, be careful with Patchy-chan, okay? Ibuki won't forgive you if you leave her with cute little youkai kids with no child support!

[Also, pillow bop!]

[dontyoujustwish]

I will do my best not to inadvertantly mother any half-demon children.

[scary_music]

Mmm...

Forgive Ibuki, but she has to be sure! Pinky swear, Anyan-chan! Pinky swear!

[And she holds out her pinky toward Anya. Yup]

[dontyoujustwish]

Pinky swear? What is this?

[Anya uncertainly offers her pinky.]

[scary_music]

It's easy, you just shake pinkies! Like a handshake, but it's a swear, too!

[Ibuki hooks her pinky with Anya's own, giving it a shake]

There, there, the swear is done! If you break it, then something happens! Ibuki forgets what!

Please understand, Ibuki needs to look out for the well-being of her band!

[dontyoujustwish]

You mean like something will enact vengeance on me?

I didn't know Patchouli was part of your band. I didn't know you had a band.

[scary_music]

Maybe! Something like that!

That's right, that's right! Ibuki got a full band together not after she arrived at the bastion! It was a huge surprise! The best kind of surprise!!