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thebastion2014-08-27 09:12 pm
magisperica) wrote in thebastion2014-08-27 09:12 pm
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day 223 - "even the SOUND of bacon frying is like applause!"
Who: Skyla and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 223
Where: All over the Bastion
What: MEAT SURVEY aka "why stop at donut trees when you could have BACON CROPS"
Format: Started with prose, will match with whatever you want to use
Warnings: Skyla's pottymouth, will edit if anything comes up.
So. So.
If you're out and about around the Bastion today, you'll find yourself pulled aside by Skyla, no matter how busy you may be. As shocking as it is that she's actually making an effort to interact with everyone, even more puzzling is the little notepad she has with her, that appears to be occupied by some kind of meat-centric tally chart.
She'll kind of glare for a moment, like she's irritated at being drawn into a conversation (despite the fact that she's the one who started this in the first place) before saying, in a completely casual voice;
"What's your favourite kind of meat? If you're a vegan or some shit, just pick the one that starts with your favourite letter of the alphabet."
No, this isn't an innuendo and yes, you are going to have to ask for context.
Open: Open
When: Day 223
Where: All over the Bastion
What: MEAT SURVEY aka "why stop at donut trees when you could have BACON CROPS"
Format: Started with prose, will match with whatever you want to use
Warnings: Skyla's pottymouth, will edit if anything comes up.
So. So.
If you're out and about around the Bastion today, you'll find yourself pulled aside by Skyla, no matter how busy you may be. As shocking as it is that she's actually making an effort to interact with everyone, even more puzzling is the little notepad she has with her, that appears to be occupied by some kind of meat-centric tally chart.
She'll kind of glare for a moment, like she's irritated at being drawn into a conversation (despite the fact that she's the one who started this in the first place) before saying, in a completely casual voice;
"What's your favourite kind of meat? If you're a vegan or some shit, just pick the one that starts with your favourite letter of the alphabet."
No, this isn't an innuendo and yes, you are going to have to ask for context.
no subject
Um. Does fish count?
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she does frown though and look down at her notebook. ]
Ah, shit. People keep saying fish, but I didn't actually... Fuck, hold on a second.
[ scribble scribble. ]
What about red meat? And uh, white meat too, I guess. Like, bird meat and stuff.
no subject
[He tries to peer at her notebook without being too obvious about it.]
How come you're asking?
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the pages she's opened up to are mostly taken up by what looks like a tally chart, split into different sections for different meats -- apart from the last one, which looks hastily added and is just labelled with ???? ]
Meat orchard.
[ ... skyla, at least elaborate a little. ]
no subject
Is that- some kind of thing you had back home?
no subject
Besides, it'll keep me busy for a while.
no subject
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[ her voice flattens a little and she raises an eyebrow at him. ]
So, is it more or less weird than donut trees?
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More weird. I mean, you're gonna have meat growing from plants.