Day 218 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: 218, throughout the day
Where: All over the Bastion
What: Unsolicited sex-ed
Format: I'll match
Warnings: Anya has no filters.

Anya does not normally spend much time on the Skyway, but anyone might have noticed she's been going out more than usual over the past week. Sometimes alone, sometimes dragging certain Nobodies along because it is in their best interest.

The goal of all this? Safety and education. She is being awfully generous and using the resulting shards to buy a large quantity of condoms. Not just for herself, but for the Bastion's population of should-be-hormonal teenagers and the like.

If you look like you've been through puberty, Anya is liable to approach you. She's not going door-to-door or anything (she doesn't care that much), but if she sees you around the Bastion, better be prepared for a probably awkward conversation.

Comments

[hellpyre]

[And here's another one for you, Anya, heading for the onsen after work. And this one has a boyfriend! This should be an interesting conversation.]

[dontyoujustwish]

Rin! I was hoping to run into you.

[Because she likes Rin and she can't let a fellow demon woman go unprotected.]

Here, I have these for you. [Have a whole handful of condoms, Rin.]

[hellpyre]

[That's so... generous.

Rin was about to ask "what for" only to have a bunch of condoms shoved in to her hands. Cue the embarrassed panic button being pushed. Her tail even goes rigid and puffs up like a freaked out cat, words coming out sputtered until she can make something coherent out of them.]

Wh-what the hell, Anya?!

[dontyoujustwish]

You don't have to be so embarrassed. I just want any sex you have to be the safe kind.

[hellpyre]

[Nope totally embarrassed. Never mind that Bon had brought up that topic recently. It didn't mean anything had actually happened yet.

She drops her voice to a low hiss, pulling her hands to her chest to try and hide the mass of condoms now in them.]

What if Ryuuji saw these?! Or worse, my brother?!

[dontyoujustwish]

[Anya looks confused.]

I don't know who Ryuuji is, but I hope your brother would want you to be having safe sex, too.

[hellpyre]

... he goes by Bon-- that's not the point! My brother would rather I not have sex at. all. He's already freaked out enough that I have a boyfriend at all!

[dontyoujustwish]

[Of course Anya interprets that as "we are having sex and my brother would freak if he found out."]

So you've decided to take risks just so your brother doesn't find evidence like used condoms?

Is your boyfriend pressuring you?

[hellpyre]

What?!

[Rin's voice actually cracks with how many octaves it just jumped up.]

Ryuuji wouldn't-- we're not--!

[This is horrible. Her face couldn't be any redder if she tried.]

[dontyoujustwish]

Oh.

Well, then I don't see what the problem is.

[hellpyre]

[Breathe, Rin.]

W-we... talked about it a little--... but we haven't actually...

Look it's just really fuckin' awkward with my brother livin' in the same damn apartment as us. I mean he's a doctor, he's gonna flip his shit protection or not.

[dontyoujustwish]

If he's a doctor, then he should understand biological needs.

Besides, there are plenty of other places to have sex that aren't your own apartment.

[hellpyre]

... you've obviously never met Yukio before.

[groan why is she even having this conversation]

[dontyoujustwish]

No, I don't think that I have.

Is he not that good a doctor?

[hellpyre]

No, actually. He's an amazin' doctor. Especially considerin' we're both teenagers. He's just--...

... really repressed.

[dontyoujustwish]

You should tell him that isn't healthy.

[hellpyre]

He's been told. It doesn't do anythin'. Even here where we don't gotta worry about the Order or demons or any of that crap he's still... Yukio.

He's probably never gonna change.

[dontyoujustwish]

Then he's going to flip out over you having sex no matter when it happens.

[hellpyre]

[Rin lets out a strained sigh, rubbing the bridge of her nose with a thumb and forefinger.]

That's true...

[dontyoujustwish]

[Of course it's true.]

Hide those if you must, but at least you'll be prepared.

[hellpyre]

Okay, okay! I'll take the damn things! God...

[dontyoujustwish]

You're welcome.

[hellpyre]

[Just going to get A Look for that, Anya.]

[dontyoujustwish]

I'm pretending you said "thank you," because that would be the polite thing to say. I spent my own shards on these, you know.

[hellpyre]

Uhuh. And how many other people did you embarrass with your "kind gesture"?