Day 286 [Openish] - Wooly mammoths and sea monsters

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Who: Ibuki Mioda and others!
Open: One open prompt, one closed
When: 286
Where: Where the mammoths roam, and the onsen
What: Ibuki dyes some mammoths, and then jumps into the onsen while it's still occupied!
Format: Bracket-Action
Warnings: Ibuki. Implied nudity in the first thread

[Open prompt - Afternoon]

[Ibuki can be found today climbing all over a specific mammoth, and...]

[Are those bottles of dye from the barber shop? Yes, yes it is. Ibuki is, indeed, busy giving a mammoth colorful streaks throughout its fur]

[Closed prompt to Ippo - Evening]

Cannon ball!!

[At the onsen, Ibuki gently catapulting into the water.]

[... where, apparently, Ippo had taken a stop for the evening after a long day of exercise and various other tasks]

[Did Ibuki already know he was there? It's difficult to say, really...]

Comments

[twinked_witch]

... 'Because' isn't a good reason. Is that stuff even safe to use on animals?

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It's eco friendly dye!!

[... that... means it's good for animals, too, right?]

[twinked_witch]

... I'm not even sure what that means but it doesn't mean it's safe for animals, I'm pretty sure.

... Is this some attempt to build a new mascot?

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Noooooooooope! Ibuki just felt like doing this!

Ibuki is mascot enough for the Bastion!

[twinked_witch]

I meant for your performance ground, but...

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Oooh, no way, no way!! Mammoth-chan would get all the attention!! Especially when mammoth-chan starts stampeding because of Ibuki's intense music!!

[twinked_witch]

... The fact that this is completely sensible kind of depresses me on some level.

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It's best to just go with the flow this time, Meg-chan!

[still applying dye as she talks, climbing all over the mammoth as if she's the main character from Shadow of the Colossus. Just... without the stabbing shenanigans]

[twinked_witch]

... Why do I think this is going to end badly somehow?

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You almost made Ibuki say famous last words in response, Meg-chan! Shame on you!

[twinked_witch]

Er, what?

[Megaera isn't aware of this meme...]

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Culture gap strikes again!

Meg-chan, Meg-chan, find one of the datapads! Catch yourself up on all the memes!

[twinked_witch]

... I get the concept of famous last words, but get on the ground and then say which set you're thinking of, please.

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Ooooh, Meg-chan's trying to trick Ibuki off the mammoth now to interrupt her important work!

[... what's important about dyeing a mammoth?]

Ibuki won't fall for it! Pun intended!

[twinked_witch]

... Uh... Huh.

[Megaera really isn't sure what to do or say at this point. She's just completely confused by the antics on display here...]

[scary_music]

So, so, now that your attempt failed, it's your duty to accept your defeat with dignity and help Ibuki dye the mammoth!

[twinked_witch]

... Yeah, no thanks. That stuff would definitely stain my dress way past what my spell can fix up.

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Then change into something you don't mind staining, Meg-chan!

[twinked_witch]

... I don't exactly have a lot of that...

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That means you have at least one of that!

[twinked_witch]

It doesn't mean I'm joining in.

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You're such a party pooper, Meg-chan...

[twinked_witch]

I'm just not into the same sort of play, Ibuki...

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Y-you need to broaden your horizons, Meg-chan!

[twinked_witch]

Well, if I were going to take up mammoth painting, wouldn't I want to use my aesthetic?