Day 272 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: Day 272
Where: Onsen, Distillery
What: Dealing with bunny phobia
Format: I'll match
Warnings: It's Anya.


A - Morning | Onsen

It's become more difficult to relax at the Bastion ever since the appearance of certain hellbeasts, but Anya does her best. Bunnies are not fond of water, so the onsen is safer than other locations even if it's hardly impregnable. She regularly enjoys a nice morning soak, and she's been considering taking up swimming.


B - Evening | Distillery

You know what also helps?

Booze.

She isn't drinking to excess, but there is nothing like a state of mild inebriation to give her a false sense that all is right with the world. It helps her sleep at night in spite of the threat of bunnies infiltrating her room again.

Comments

[dontyoujustwish]

You're right, it is a brilliant idea.

And I'm sure the projector set-up that Colin has been using for his little movie nights wouldn't be too hard to duplicate here.

[scary_music]

Hm hm hm...

It's something to consider for future shard use! And, and, maybe we could set up some other fun stuff in here, too...

... like karaoke!

[dontyoujustwish]

Yes! That should be even more enjoyable without clothes. Most things are.

[scary_music]

It certainly adds to the experience! Iyan!

[dontyoujustwish]

As a performer, I'm sure you understand where I'm coming from. After all there's nothing like picturing yourself naked to give you a boost of confidence.

[...yeah, that's not generally what people do, Anya.]

1/2

[scary_music]

Uwah!

Ibuki knows that saying! But but, she's never done it before!

And, and to take it a step further... to actually perform naked... amazing!

2/2

[scary_music]

... but then... doesn't that make it more of a strip show than anything else?

Kyaa!

Ibuki's a singer, not s stripper!

[dontyoujustwish]

Of course not. I think you should reserve any strip shows for your boyfriend. Not just anyone should get to see your sexy dance.

[scary_music]

Hmmm...

So you're saying Ibuki should bring Ippo-chan here for a special duet karaoke night when we get the karaoke installed here...

...

Incredible! Brilliant!

[dontyoujustwish]

That does sound like fun.

[scary_music]

Ibuki still needs to get out of the awkward stage before she can think of doing anything like that with Ippo-chan, though! Kyan~

Of course, of course, we need to get the shards together to get water proof karaoke installed, too!

So much stuff Ibuki wants to get! When will it ever stop?!

[dontyoujustwish]

Probably not until you're dead.

[scary_music]

Uwoah!

Ibuki has a lifetime of excitement ahead of her! Awesome!

[dontyoujustwish]

Yes, exactly. You know, most humans would have taken that the wrong way.

[scary_music]

[This is the girl that cracks bad jokes after a murder, so...]

Ibuki's not most humans!! Where's the fun in that?

She's definitely not a dull person like Rob-chan, right? Right?

[Somebody had a bad run in with Rob recently]

[dontyoujustwish]

I do appreciate most of your choices in breaking with society's conventions. [Excepting its conventions regarding volume.]

But which one is Rob?

[scary_music]

He's that one guy with the...

... he's hard to describe, he's so ... normal! Dull! And boring!

... He's that guy that made rabbits?

[dontyoujustwish]

Him. [There's a lot of venom in that one word.]

I don't know if he's evil or just foolish, but he's the worst.

I can assure you, you're nothing like him.

[scary_music]

Good, Anyan-chan! Ibuki is so happy that you think so!

Ibuki would rather die than be like Rob-chan! Being boring would drive Ibuki into a despair-filled frenzy of chainsaw massacres!!

Anyan-chan, Anyan-chan, if Ibuki ever ends up being like Rob-chan... throw her off the edge of the skyway! Promise Ibuki!

[dontyoujustwish]

I promise. I won't hesitate to throw you to an uncertain death for your own good and the good of the Bastion.

[scary_music]

And, and, Anyan-chan, if that devastating fate should befall you, Ibuki will do the same for you!

It's a promise, Anyan-chan!

[dontyoujustwish]

Thank you, Ibuki. You're becoming a real girlfriend. Just not in the lesbian way.

[scary_music]

[Ibuki laughs a little at that]

It took us a bit to discover, but we have some good chemistry with each other, don't we, Anyan-chan?

Perhaps if circumstances were different, it would be in girl love way! Who knows?

[dontyoujustwish]

It's probably healthy to have at least some platonic, non-sexual relationships in your life. Right?

[scary_music]

Yup! Yup! Ibuki has pleeeeeeeeeeeeenty of those!

There's nothing wrong with another one!

... now Ibuki wants a pet platypus. Those are kind of cute!

[......]