Day 272 [Open]

[dontyoujustwish]

Who: Anya and anyone
Open: Open!
When: Day 272
Where: Onsen, Distillery
What: Dealing with bunny phobia
Format: I'll match
Warnings: It's Anya.


A - Morning | Onsen

It's become more difficult to relax at the Bastion ever since the appearance of certain hellbeasts, but Anya does her best. Bunnies are not fond of water, so the onsen is safer than other locations even if it's hardly impregnable. She regularly enjoys a nice morning soak, and she's been considering taking up swimming.


B - Evening | Distillery

You know what also helps?

Booze.

She isn't drinking to excess, but there is nothing like a state of mild inebriation to give her a false sense that all is right with the world. It helps her sleep at night in spite of the threat of bunnies infiltrating her room again.

Comments

[scary_music]

He's that one guy with the...

... he's hard to describe, he's so ... normal! Dull! And boring!

... He's that guy that made rabbits?

[dontyoujustwish]

Him. [There's a lot of venom in that one word.]

I don't know if he's evil or just foolish, but he's the worst.

I can assure you, you're nothing like him.

[scary_music]

Good, Anyan-chan! Ibuki is so happy that you think so!

Ibuki would rather die than be like Rob-chan! Being boring would drive Ibuki into a despair-filled frenzy of chainsaw massacres!!

Anyan-chan, Anyan-chan, if Ibuki ever ends up being like Rob-chan... throw her off the edge of the skyway! Promise Ibuki!

[dontyoujustwish]

I promise. I won't hesitate to throw you to an uncertain death for your own good and the good of the Bastion.

[scary_music]

And, and, Anyan-chan, if that devastating fate should befall you, Ibuki will do the same for you!

It's a promise, Anyan-chan!

[dontyoujustwish]

Thank you, Ibuki. You're becoming a real girlfriend. Just not in the lesbian way.

[scary_music]

[Ibuki laughs a little at that]

It took us a bit to discover, but we have some good chemistry with each other, don't we, Anyan-chan?

Perhaps if circumstances were different, it would be in girl love way! Who knows?

[dontyoujustwish]

It's probably healthy to have at least some platonic, non-sexual relationships in your life. Right?

[scary_music]

Yup! Yup! Ibuki has pleeeeeeeeeeeeenty of those!

There's nothing wrong with another one!

... now Ibuki wants a pet platypus. Those are kind of cute!

[......]

[dontyoujustwish]

I don't know about that. I think they're actually venomous.

[scary_music]

Mmm...

Maybe you're right. Besides, having a pet like that would totally be more like Gundam-chan's thing. Ibuki's not an animal breeder! No way!

[dontyoujustwish]

No one said anything about breeding platypi.

[scary_music]

...

... Whoops!

[dontyoujustwish]

Well, never mind that. Pets just mean something you have to take care of.

[scary_music]

Right, right!

Ibuki will leave that kind of thing to Gundam-chan!

... Though, Ibuki never has had the chance to have a pet, actually!

[dontyoujustwish]

You weren't allowed before?

[She can't recall if it's the building or the parents that do the allowing, but she's pretty sure there's allowing involved.]

[scary_music]

... Ibuki's parents usually didn't care what Ibuki did, except for having pets.

...

... but, but, nevermind about that!

[dontyoujustwish]

I suppose it doesn't matter.

Here the only thing you have to tell you "no" is peer pressure.

[scary_music]

You're right, you're right!

And Ibuki is totally immune to peer pressure!

[dontyoujustwish]

Maybe, but you are rather impressionable.

[scary_music]

What gives you that impression?

[Badum tish!]

[dontyoujustwish]

[Right over her head.]

You jumped on my movie idea almost before I had even formed it.

[scary_music]

Ibuki only allows the impressive ideas to impress her, Anyan-chan!

[dontyoujustwish]

I guess that's fair.