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thebastion2014-08-27 09:12 pm
magisperica) wrote in thebastion2014-08-27 09:12 pm
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day 223 - "even the SOUND of bacon frying is like applause!"
Who: Skyla and you!
Open: Open
When: Day 223
Where: All over the Bastion
What: MEAT SURVEY aka "why stop at donut trees when you could have BACON CROPS"
Format: Started with prose, will match with whatever you want to use
Warnings: Skyla's pottymouth, will edit if anything comes up.
So. So.
If you're out and about around the Bastion today, you'll find yourself pulled aside by Skyla, no matter how busy you may be. As shocking as it is that she's actually making an effort to interact with everyone, even more puzzling is the little notepad she has with her, that appears to be occupied by some kind of meat-centric tally chart.
She'll kind of glare for a moment, like she's irritated at being drawn into a conversation (despite the fact that she's the one who started this in the first place) before saying, in a completely casual voice;
"What's your favourite kind of meat? If you're a vegan or some shit, just pick the one that starts with your favourite letter of the alphabet."
No, this isn't an innuendo and yes, you are going to have to ask for context.
Open: Open
When: Day 223
Where: All over the Bastion
What: MEAT SURVEY aka "why stop at donut trees when you could have BACON CROPS"
Format: Started with prose, will match with whatever you want to use
Warnings: Skyla's pottymouth, will edit if anything comes up.
So. So.
If you're out and about around the Bastion today, you'll find yourself pulled aside by Skyla, no matter how busy you may be. As shocking as it is that she's actually making an effort to interact with everyone, even more puzzling is the little notepad she has with her, that appears to be occupied by some kind of meat-centric tally chart.
She'll kind of glare for a moment, like she's irritated at being drawn into a conversation (despite the fact that she's the one who started this in the first place) before saying, in a completely casual voice;
"What's your favourite kind of meat? If you're a vegan or some shit, just pick the one that starts with your favourite letter of the alphabet."
No, this isn't an innuendo and yes, you are going to have to ask for context.
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She doesn't pull a face exactly, but her eyes narrow a little, and she wrinkles her nose.
"... Either way, that's more like-- a cut of meat, not the actual meat itself. I meant like... beef, bacon, pork, chicken, whatever."
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The response comes automatically. He's not trying to be a know-it-all smartass... but it's kind of who he is. He does, however, manage to keep himself from mentioning that bacon and pork are from the same animal, and therefore the same type of meat. Ain't he a gem?
"I prefer fish."
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She doesn't actually have a section for 'fish' yet, but she figures 'other' will do fine for the moment and hastily adds it.
"Is fish really all you eat? You don't even eat bacon, or ham?"
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He shrugs.
"I'll eat just about any type of meat, but fish is my favorite."
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She says this with zero concern for the lack of context and simply continues to scribble away in her book.
You want to follow that up with an explanation there, Skyla? No? Didn't think so.
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"... You're going to grow meat?"
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"Yeah!" is her nonchalant response, with a shrug and a grin on her face. "Why the hell not?"
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