"Hm. If there's a copy on one of Colin's pads that might work for you; the font size can probably be adjusted and you could just peck at the screen to move to the next page. He pounded it with a hammer and nothing happened to it, so I doubt your beak could hurt anything."

The decade-ish gap between the two of them rears its head; Rob's used to seeing e-readers and iPads everywhere, so it's an option he immediately thinks of.