"I was raised like a computer," Colin says, smirking. "Doesn't mean I don't enjoy taking the rules of laws of nature and find out exactly where they break and how delicious it is. Hand me that flag over there, would you?"

He gestures over to a pile of stakes with little flags attached to them.

"You gotta take pride in yourself, unless you don't like yourself," he says. "But something tells me nobody ever bothered to tell you that. Shame."