Oh is that how it's going to be? The Helmsman raises his eyebrows unimpressedly before he presents his two middle fingers again. This time, however, psi crackles between them and forms some rough stick figures. One of them is Colin! As you can tell by the pointy ears. The other figure is ten times bigger and... certainly a thing. There is, of course, the addition of some junk down there that could make bad dragon dot com downright proud.

What the figures are animated into doing is... pretty obvious and doesn't really need to be described in any way whatsoever.

Go fuck a musclebeast, Colin.