"Hey, if you suddenly became an expert in the monument overnight, that kind of self-flagellation is qualified," he says. "But nobody here's an expert on that thing. You wanna catch the rabbits? Start setting traps for them. A little bait, and a simple latch will catch most bunnies, especially if they're domestic."

Colin may not be much of a hunter, but he knows enough about some animals to know what will work. "Otherwise, we'll just need to make sure that they stay out of the garden. Easily accomplished. He says, knowing just how many farmers have been driven to insanity after uttering those exact words."