[Your puffed up bird impression is nothing compared to her pissed off feline impression. And she's got the claws and teeth to make it convincing.

He'd better get used to her like that. She's not about to keep up the pleasant act.]

... good.

[She's glad he's willing to cooperate, though.]

Right. Well, I'm thinkin' bland food, since I'unno how long he's been like this. So... we'll start with potatoes. Think you can get water in a pot and set it on the stove to boil?