[gets settled somewhere he can lean against the wall, gesturing]
Come on, lie back. If you put your head in my lap I can probably give you a massage.
[It's not pure selflessness here, his arms feel like limp pasta, he's not going to be able to hold them up for long if she sits. But a massage will at least help, right? And, no, his doesn't particularly care if her hair is sweaty and gross, he is fully aware of feeling pretty gross himself]
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Come on, lie back. If you put your head in my lap I can probably give you a massage.
[It's not pure selflessness here, his arms feel like limp pasta, he's not going to be able to hold them up for long if she sits. But a massage will at least help, right? And, no, his doesn't particularly care if her hair is sweaty and gross, he is fully aware of feeling pretty gross himself]